Houston we have a problem

[59coop]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

Serve drinks for the first 4 rows and no fouls.

 

[Fox2monk]

The nipple reigns supreme.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Hopefully this thread makes MBG. As they smarmily poke fun at us Goobers.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Hopefully this thread makes MBG. As they smarmily poke fun at us Goobers.

I don’t even want to think about how this looks if it were not to work. Sports are weird

 

[the nail at the foul line]

I don’t even want to think about how this looks if it were not to work. Sports are weird

Duke has hottest cheerleaders. Makes Pepperdine hide theirs

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

The nipple reigns supreme.

That's K nipple to you, mister

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

Don't try to put a cap on his greatness w/ those pedestrian #'s

 

[Fox2monk]

That's K nipple to you, mister

I bet K does pinch his nipples.

 

[Catluv]

You know UH will get all the calls!! Oh I forgot all the calls are what got Samson fired at UI.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Heard Sheyer was asked if he’d like to fulfill a make-a-wish. He chose to let Kelvin Sampson’s middle school team play on the floor with the professionals. He’s a swell guy

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

And he was just 17 before he turned 18

Just a phenomenal story...

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

I bet K does pinch his nipples.

I wish I had more thumbs so I could give this more thumbs up

 

[entropy13]

Sampson will forfeit at halftime

Rumor has it he offered to forfeit before the game, but that low down dirty dog Scheyer said nope, my team's gonna rub your nose in it.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

Heard Sheyer was asked if he’d like to fulfill a make-a-wish. He chose to let Kelvin Sampson’s middle school team play on the floor with the professionals. He’s a swell guy

He learned the finer points of apple juice from K

 

[Catluv]

And he's only 15, Hes aging backwards.. he'll be 12 when he gets to the NBA

Cooper Button!! I think he has a brother named Benjamin!!

 

[Coach Marrow]

The only thing that I don’t like about this Duke team is that they make me forget about the ‘92 Dream Team.

 

[thebluestripes]

If I ran duke athletics I'd shut down the cheerleading program out of pure embarrassment

 

[the nail at the foul line]

He’s a swell guy

 

[mcwildcats04]

Scheyer is already in the Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned. Just an unbeatable group with him at the helm.

 

[Kyhoward]

No way you can defeat Duke. It is impossible.

Should not even play the game - heard this in 1983 NC State vs Houston!

 

[catzfanjim]

The game should be played with a running clock once Duke is winning by 40 points.

 

[catlogic15]

I dunno. Immovable object vs an unstoppable force if you remember your high school physics.
Could happen. First 10 minutes crucial for Houston.
But alas, it’ll be 8 on 5.

 

[southvillecat]

This Duke team is the greatest team I’ve ever seen. Houston won’t get within 35 points of them. 100% lock for championship

 

[Coach Marrow]

Scheyer is already in the Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned. Just an unbeatable group with him at the helm.

Helm is a great word and Duke is a great team.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

The nipple reigns supreme.

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

Hakeem the Dream and Clyde the Glide couldn't slow down the dookie onslaught tonight...

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Who were the refs it looks like? Doug and Doug

 

[travisbickle]

Once Scheyer decimates the poor Cougars and the hapless Gators Monday, he will descend into the catacombs beneath Cameron and drive a wooden stake through K’s heart to fulfill the prophecy and begin his 1000 year reign of terror.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Who were the refs it looks like? Doug

Doug is here to make sure the game is called right down the middle. Ensures the correct outcome - Duke by 35+

 

[the nail at the foul line]

• Doug Shows
• James Breeding
• Keith Kimble

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

I agree Ms Foam Finger

 

[Roe07]

This game is already over. Houston can’t score enough to keep up with Duke.

 

[screwduke1]

• Doug Shows
• James Breeding
• Keith Kimble

Shows reffing a final 4 is a joke

 

[Baller Val]

Dook has their Anthony Davis. This sh*ts over.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Duke so dominant. Houston can't make shots.

 

[catlogic15]

Cryer has decided he will play 1 on 5.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Definitely feels like a blowout. Houston already gassed

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Jim Nantz fighting K would make my night

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Coach K in a quarter zip…why even play the game?

 

[kywildcatsfannumber1]

Rat Face is in the house tonight. No way Duke is losing now. Houston should just head back to the locker room and get ready to board the bus back to the hotel.