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[WynnDuffy]

I brought my boys over to see my parents tonight, and my dad was like, hey, want to see my new axe? I said sure. It’s a nice axe - very sharp, synthetic handle, the works. I said, where’d you get said axe? Thought he would say Lowe’s or something.

My dad said his accountant threw it into their “deal,” to even it out. I said, what? He said he traded a big bundle of old rebar he had laying around the yard for the spices his accountant was selling. I was even more confused. I guess his accountant also makes homemade barbecue rubs, and my old man got like four quarts of premium rub from this guy, in exchange for said old pile of rebar.

But my old man, ever the street barterer that he is, convinced the accountant to throw in a nice axe to even out the deal.

Now, why an accountant is selling spices out of his vehicle in the first place, or rolling around with an axe, or looking for a bunch of old rebar, I have no idea. I finished my third bud heavy and went on my way.

 

[krazykats]

I knew you could never sustain your Friday night rundowns of wild and out control nonsense.

 

[WynnDuffy]

Nope, that’s about as good as I have anymore.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I feel like “accountant” probably needs to be in quotes.

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

I love payment in kind.

 

[Century Cat]

Although realistically impossible someone figured out there’s still a path for a 9 way tie for the SEC championship and when it’s all said and done we would be the #1 seed.

So let’s go Georgia, LSU, Missouri, Tennessee, Ole Miss and MSU.

I said the day we beat them on Jan 4, somehow that 1-0 record vs Florida is going to be a huge bonus for us, in some sort of tiebreaker or matchup. Not sure how yet, but we hold that card.

Also said last weekend, we are due some good luck, and I think we'll get some.

That good luck may not be a favorable seed or draw in the SECT, maybe not even in the NCAAT - at least initially.

But somehow, it is coming. It is going to happen. Usually, things balance out long term.

Add the fact that our injury report has a positive trend, and I'm very optimistic.

 

[legalbeagle123]

I feel like “accountant” probably needs to be in quotes.

The axe was definitely used in a murder.

 

[Hank Camacho]

The axe was definitely used in a murder.

Probably an axe murder.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

-11.5 today feels like a sucker bet

I don’t have a lot of confidence we come away with a W, but don’t think we get run either

 

[ukwizard]

Our patch work roster is duct taped together. I have no effin clue what's gonna happen. We should have beat them in Rupp but we fell apart in crunch time.

 

[bbonds]

There were 46 fouls called in that game.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Cal coaching Wisconsin today? Talk about shitting the bed late

 

[FearThe Blue]

Cal coaching Wisconsin today? Talk about shitting the bed late

They try to grinnndddd with a lead?

 

[ukalum01]

A lot of people made fun of the ACC when they chose to have games on the CW… but the production/announcers/etc of both CW football and basketball games has generally been really good. Kudos to them for not only making more games available over-the-air/free but also doing it well.

 

[Kooky Kats]

They try to grinnndddd with a lead?

Circle

 

[sinker16]

Imagine if that was one of our white players stomping on a black player from Duke. We would still be hearing about what a horrific hate crime that was.

 

[Kooky Kats]

If only Timberlake would’ve popped up and threw a haymaker into Laettners grill. Both woulda been tossed.

 

[WayneDougan]

I don’t blame him. Timberlake had the same look as the rest of us watching that game which was “ha ha you’re gonna get kicked out, bitch”.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Free justified swing at that douchebag?
Timberlake blew it.

 

[FearThe Blue]

Imagine if that was one of our white players stomping on a black player from Duke. We would still be hearing about what a horrific hate crime that was.

We would have heard that if it had been a black UK player stepping on a white Dukie

 

[kybobcat]

If Timberlake had swung, it's guaranteed only he would have been ejected.

 

[FearThe Blue]

If Timberlake had swung, it's guaranteed only he would have been ejected.

Probably would have ejected Mash or someone. Like the refs hung that T on McCarty against the Tarheels in ‘95.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Pearl is a slob. Those dri fit polos don’t do him any favors

 

[cricket3]

Antisemite

 

[ukwizard]

Is like to dick punch Grant Nelson.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Carr is a diff when healthy. Offensively and defensively

 

[SWFLwildcat06]

Oh shit

 

[Ron Mehico]

Great start. God please get Butler and Robinson healthy with Carr rounding into shape 🙏🏽