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Interesting philosophical situation.

Suppose your doctor tells you that you need a prostate exam and he gives you one.

30 years later you find out that you didn't need one and the doctor was a pervert.

Does that really warrant damages?
 
Interesting philosophical situation.

Suppose your doctor tells you that you need a prostate exam and he gives you one.

30 years later you find out that you didn't need one and the doctor was a pervert.

Does that really warrant damages?
Wayne over here trying to minimize damages from his own unwanted fingerbang escapades?

You sound guilty as shit.
 
Interesting philosophical situation.

Suppose your doctor tells you that you need a prostate exam and he gives you one.

30 years later you find out that you didn't need one and the doctor was a pervert.

Does that really warrant damages?
Anally violated under false pretenses, yes, I believe it does.
 
If Cal thought KSR was too hard on him, how is he going to deal with the Arkansas equivalent have been saying this week? Dude has to be frothing with rage right now. I listened to the John Nabors podcast yesterday and he was absolutely skewering Cal. This is amazing. I didn't think his stint at Arkansas would be long, but it may be over after a single season. They STINK. Having said that, I still believe our game against them will be a rock fight & a decent chance Cal pulls off one of his patented "no business winning that one" wins. At least thats how I am mentally preparing myself.

I couldn't tell you who played in or won a single non-playoff bowl game this year. Love the playoff system but was definitely weird bowl season.

I love the warm seasons obviously but I've never been someone who has a problem with the sun setting early in the winter months. So it gets dark at 5:30 when its 18 degrees outside. Ok? What were you gonna mow the lawn tonight or something? Have a baseball game to attend? No? Ok so who gives a shit. People just like to complain. Its January. Go inside, light your fireplace & watch a ballgame. You have all summer to go outside and milk the cows until sunset. Relax man!

Speaking of former posters, whatever happened to Chauncey? I remember him posting quite a bit right as I started reading this page, somewhere around 2009, but then he stopped posting & never did again. There are several others, I'm sure but his name stuck in my mind.

Love the '93 throwback shorts. Those uniforms need to be in the normal rotation. I swear it seems like every Nike school in the conference gets better looking gear than we do. Feeling like the denim will return 2/1. Should be an all-time environment.
 
Anally violated under false pretenses, yes, I believe it does.
When I was a kid I got so sick my dad took me to the hospital and they had to give me some sort of medicine via rectal suppository. If I found out today that the nurse who gave that to me could have just given me a pill to swollow and “enjoyed the experience”, what’s the level of mental distrsss warranting damages should I have?
 
Would like to see the 95 icicle unis make an appearance just one time please. The 93s are dope, always been one of my favorites. Road blues > home whites

On a lot of the alternates, it seems like the road blues are better. People keep talking about the Demims and wondering if they might wear them vs. Arkansas, but I’m not sure it would have the same effect in white. (Further, I wouldn’t suggest changing anything for that game. You gotta win it. Can’t have people asking if the unis felt uncomfortable or something and helped Cal win.)
 
Randoms:

Save the denim throwbacks for a neutral site where we are the away team.

I'm still livid over Stoops bed-shitting, but I have to admit piglet has done a decent job in the portal.

UK rugby won is 2nd National Championship in a row recently. They are Div 2, but it's still a pretty amazing accomplishment considering they are a club team and get zero support from UK.

I'm do thankful that Cal is no longer our coach. It's amazing how different his career at UK was before and after the Wisconsin game.

Speaking of turning points, pretty sure you can trace Stoops inversion to one play. That damned fake punt from Mizzou last year. Everyone except Stoops knew they weren't punting from our 40 when their kicker had hit a 60+ harder the week before.

Brought my dad to the hospital early this morning for an outpatient surgery he had scheduled for 730 am. Fukkers didn't take him back until noon.

FCPS is run by a fairy from Texas. No one should be surprised that he canceled 8 days of classes because of some snow. They used to have backup plans for this stuff.

The IU doctor fingerings basketball players buttholes is so on brand for a Big 10 school, especially IU. Entire state is butthole.

Been going through some Red Clay Strays, Billy Strings, and even dug up some old Steeldrivers here lately.

Taking the kids to Disney next week. Pretty sure they're more excited about the flight down.

RIP Uecker, what a legend.
 
Yeah, I've thought about the fact that our denims wouldn't pop the same in home whites, so I assumed they'd get a special waiver from president trump to wear the blues for a home game. Let arkansas wear the slobbering hog reds. Again I ask, who cares???!!!
 
- I've had some randoms in the chamber since about Thanksgiving, but I'll let 80's marinate in here for a while.

In the meantime . . .

- Piggybacking off the Stoops comment: I'll just say that everytime I run that dude off, he does something that makes me look dumb. Usually that occurs either within a game or the game after a bedshitting.

This year it was the whole effin' season so maybe the stars align for The Cats next year and he has an entire season that makes me look dumb for wanting him run off. Ain't holding my breath though.

- Uecker's passing will make me break Dry January. I will have a Miller Lite in his honor.

- I still can't believe Cal is going to taint his legacy in Arkansas instead of heading to the studio. That dude would be fantastic as an on-air personality like the rest of his Italian brethren.

- Speaking of. . . Ron Slay and Fishback are pretty good in studio. They have a little chemistry building. Slay is part of a radio team out of Nashville and he is by far the most entertaining person they have on the airwaves. Not sure how much longer he'll stay in a local market.
 
Was at the game and am pretty sure the Denim uniforms were first brought out against Ark in Rupp in 96. Seems like destiny to me....
 
Buzz Williams kind of reminds me of Stoops, tbh. In some ways, they are both essentially bougie new money jerkoffs who are absolutely infuriating to opponents.

I, too, like what I've seen this offseason from Stoops. A hungry, pissed off Stoops brings a lot to the table here. Unlike Cal, I don't think he's washed. I just think this job is a bitch and he got fat and happy on the SEC money tit and got away from the grit that makes him great.

I want him to retire here. He's earned it and any bullshit from UK fans about being too good for him is asinine, imo.
 
They were hated as soon as they were introduced. Other than winning a championship , no nostalgia for them. No wonder Converse sold out to Nike in the 2000's, someone in marketing should have lost a job over it. Those 1978 and 1998 uniforms are so clean and beautiful and then there's 1996. They are the "Derelicte" of sports uniforms.
 
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