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The short legislative session of our General Assembly is underway. Not sure they'll be able to top this Bill which was filed on the first day:

(1) A person is guilty of unlawful release of balloons when, within a twenty-four (24) hour period, he or she intentionally releases, organizes the release of, or causes to be released ten (10) or more balloons inflated with a gas that is lighter than air except for: (a) Balloons released on behalf of a governmental agency or pursuant to a governmental contract for scientific or meteorological purposes; (b) Hot air balloons that are recovered after launching; or (c) Balloons released indoors. (2) Unlawful release of balloons is a Class A misdemeanor.
The same level of offense as domestic violence.
 
The beauty of the balloon law, if passed (it won't), will be that a group of hens getting together to plan a gender reveal (or some other bullshit party) will be guilty of Conspiracy to Commit Unlawful Release of Balloons if they agree to release balloons in excess of the limit. 😎
 
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