Randoms:
* I’ve marked a lot of things off my “Bucket List,” but being able to wear that yellow The Price is Right price tag on your chest is still staring me right in the face.
* You can have Colgate or Crest, but push Aqua Fresh on my toothbrush night and day.
* If Santa is real in some movie universes (like Elf) why are there people or parents doubting his existence in the story? Who is bringing the kids presents? Or does Santa just know to skip the houses because parents buying whatever the kid wants?
* underrated taste: licking the concoction off the mixing beater.
* the biggest rivalry in my elementary school years was pizza and corn vs pig-in-a-blanket day. I’m still a parent trying to pick their favorite child. Gun-to-head, I’m going pizza and corn.
* Speaking of school, best times to have some money in pocket:
1. Scholastic Book Fair: buying some random posters and one of those “you choose your own adventure” books.
2. Candy Day: Caramellow bars all day long
3. School fair: I need those 80s hair band mirrors and hopefully win a ham on the wheel by the Lions Club. We actually used one of those for Christmas one year.
4. $.25 NFL pencils from the vending machine.
* are we still talking about school? How about the fist-pumping once the teacher rolled a TV into the classroom?
* “Every kiss begins with Kay” is the best corporate slogan that uses its name. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline” is up there.
* if you’d ask me for a random, awesome night, give me a “Lock-In” at the Vanceburg First Baptist Church in the 80s.
A building full of friends with rooms of video games, food, nerf basketball, movies, etc.
“Yeah, got beat at Super Mario Brothers, but had some Uncle Al’s pizza and won a game of basketball and ended with some movies and going back for leftover pizza and finally beating Super Mario Brothers. “
* Pope has a leash as long as it goes from Paducah to Pikeville with me. We are entering another special era.
Missed you all, dorks.