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I’ve got a dog. It’s a 10lb Yorkie mix that takes giant dumps that get stuck on the long hair around her asshole. So a few times a year I gotta go out into the backyard and hold her up with one arm (ass towards me) and take a pair of shears to her to cut the giant golfball sized dingleberries out of her butt-hair. Meanwhile she’s actively trying to bite me while I balance said shears mere inches away from the main arteries in my forearm. I don’t wish death on her, but I do take comfort knowing she won’t live forever.
OK, just so we all understand...for the rest of the year, aside from the times immediately after you do the above unenviable task, your dog sits around the house leaving sh!t flakes all over the place from the oversized dingleberries around her butt?
 
No, she usually just drops those immediately prior to me realizing it’s “that time” again. Honestly she’s a really good dog most of the time. The haircut I give her asshole usually keeps her clean for months. It’s awkward looking and I’m sure she’s embarrassed by it, but it is what it is
 
No, she usually just drops those immediately prior to me realizing it’s “that time” again. Honestly she’s a really good dog most of the time. The haircut I give her asshole usually keeps her clean for months. It’s awkward looking and I’m sure she’s embarrassed by it, but it is what it is
Going to the Groomer Regularly >>> Cleaning Dog's Butthole Occasionally
 
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Teach her to wipe her ass, scoot on the ground or something. Maybe get a set grooming clippers, the only worry is, if it pulls the matted, dry shit, she will yelp a bit. The actual term for it is Pseudocoprostasis. Vets warn NOT to use scissors, use grooming clippers.
 
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Teach her to wipe her ass, scoot on the ground or something. Maybe get a set grooming clippers, the only worry is, if it pulls the matted, dry shit, she will yelp a bit. The actual term for it is Pseudocoprostasis. Vets warn NOT to use scissors, use grooming clippers.
How are you really so bad at this?
 
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