- I'm just lost. If you told me in March of 2015 that 8 years later you'd be relying on the Cincinnati Bengals to give me sports happiness, I'd laugh at your face and give you the biggest eyeroll.
He's trolling hard at this point, right? Or just putting his index fingers in his ears and saying, "NO! I can't hear you!"
- Give me Peter Thomas or Robert Stack if I'm needing a person to voice-over a TV show.
Use those guy's voices to put me to sleep nightly.
- Are there any gas stations where you can still pull up, an attendant comes out, asks what you want, and pumps your car full of fuel? "I'll take $20 unleaded, please."
- Still the greatest gambling moment (LIVE) in my lifetime: Stumbling into the Golden Nugget around 1am PST and throwing down a $10 chip on 8 on a roulette table with an offensive linemen-type guy. He shrugs his shoulders and says, "hell, I'll do $20 on 8!"
Ten seconds later the ball lands on 8 and that dude ran around the table and picked me up like a ragdoll. Might have been the most honest hug ever.
We spent that $360 the next day doing nothing but drinking $15 buckets of beer and getting tanned by the pool in that 120-degree sun.
By the way, Fremont > The Strip BY A MILLION.
- Gets engaged WHILE playing basketball for the University of Kentucky....in GATLINGBURG. Christ.
- Not sure you'll ever persuade me to think there is/was another naturally beautiful human than Audrey Hepburn. That lady was epitome of smoke.
- Give me a sausage biscuit and hash brown from Mickie D's all/air for a Sunday "I Drank Way Too Much Last Night" breakfast.
- Looooooooong day approaching. "Tailgateing" soon. Monday workday might be even loooooooooger. Who Dey!