GYERO ARCHIVE
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Having a 2nd kid in the same year we moved away from all family members and are building a house has to be up there as one of the dumber ideas.
-excellent description of a loser...I don't block people on here, so I'ma just tell the truth everytime he rears its head.
Pearl Harbor Day has always intrigued me going back to my childhood. Not solely because of it's historical impact, but moreso due to the fact that my Grandparents were married on the same day.
I once asked them about how much of a distraction this caste on their wedding/reception and they were completely "Meh".
I guess that is the result when the only "social media" in existence are newspapers and ginormous radios.
I once asked them about how much of a distraction this caste on their wedding/reception and they were completely "Meh".
I guess that is the result when the only "social media" in existence are newspapers and ginormous radios.
I think the vast majority of people think everyone else’s taste is horrible, kind of like driving.
Bro, you’ve got THREE roommates!?!? How old are you?
"Mascot" HAS come a long way. Dude ended up getting his sh*t together. I'll bet many on here didn't see that coming.
I know one of UKO's old g/f's from HS.
She said it was "underwhelming' at best.
(seriously true story)
She said it was "underwhelming' at best.
(seriously true story)
That’s weird. Most people are awesome at sex when they’re teenagers.
Dave Attell bit:
“Don’t you wish you could go back and have sex with everyone you were with when you were younger just so you can show them how good you are now?
Oooh, look how good I am. Look who’s not crying this time.”
I wasn't going to get a booster, but if covid can turn Clown into this bad of a poster, I'm headed there right now. Brooks, will you critique my booster IG/FB post so it's perfect?
As someone who tried to attempt to make his wife happy, buying her some Morgan Wallen tickets, there were in fact 3 sold out shows.
Joined his stupid fan club texting app to get the presale code.
Get the text from the Morgan Wallen Fan Club text thing on pre sale day. Go on to order tickets in the cue 30 minutes before fan club presale, already behind 2000+ people. Wait almost an hour and what's left is $600 floor seats, or $200, back against the wall uppers. Pissed, I tell the wife its a no go, I'm not paying that for Morgan Wallen.
Then before you know it, I get another text from the Morgan Wallen fan club. "Holy $hit, we sold that out in seconds. We've added a second show on Sunday. Here's the link to get your tickets with the presale code.
So I go back in, thinking, well, I'm going to make my wife happy and maybe, just maybe get lucky out of this.
Wash rinse repeat. Get in asap, behind 2000+ people on ticketmaster, mind you this is the mother *ucking fan club presale, not the general public sale. Wait and hour and boom, not even 2 tickets together. All that's left is some seats in the handicap section and it said you must been in a wheelchair or something.
Then guess what happens. The next day the stupid F*cking Morgan Wallen fan club texts me again. Sunday sold out in seconds, We've added a 3rd show for Friday night! Here is the code to get your tickets now.
And the same thing happened again. $600 floor seats or $200 back against the wall seats.
Again, I call the wife and say no go.
And to make matters worse, I can't seem to opt out of the stupid fan club text marketing thing now he and his stupid fan club use.
"Buy Morgan's album on Vinyl, only for the fan club!"
'Get this limited edition N Bomb Concert tour t-shirt now, only for the fan club by clicking this link"
"Get a used Morgan Wallen condom, only available to the fan club. Link below in this text."
I thought there were laws about opting out of texting marketing garbage. 🤬
I actually use to like a few of the dudes songs, but now, there's only one way I feel about him, F*ck Morgan Wallen.
Joined his stupid fan club texting app to get the presale code.
Get the text from the Morgan Wallen Fan Club text thing on pre sale day. Go on to order tickets in the cue 30 minutes before fan club presale, already behind 2000+ people. Wait almost an hour and what's left is $600 floor seats, or $200, back against the wall uppers. Pissed, I tell the wife its a no go, I'm not paying that for Morgan Wallen.
Then before you know it, I get another text from the Morgan Wallen fan club. "Holy $hit, we sold that out in seconds. We've added a second show on Sunday. Here's the link to get your tickets with the presale code.
So I go back in, thinking, well, I'm going to make my wife happy and maybe, just maybe get lucky out of this.
Wash rinse repeat. Get in asap, behind 2000+ people on ticketmaster, mind you this is the mother *ucking fan club presale, not the general public sale. Wait and hour and boom, not even 2 tickets together. All that's left is some seats in the handicap section and it said you must been in a wheelchair or something.
Then guess what happens. The next day the stupid F*cking Morgan Wallen fan club texts me again. Sunday sold out in seconds, We've added a 3rd show for Friday night! Here is the code to get your tickets now.
And the same thing happened again. $600 floor seats or $200 back against the wall seats.
Again, I call the wife and say no go.
And to make matters worse, I can't seem to opt out of the stupid fan club text marketing thing now he and his stupid fan club use.
"Buy Morgan's album on Vinyl, only for the fan club!"
'Get this limited edition N Bomb Concert tour t-shirt now, only for the fan club by clicking this link"
"Get a used Morgan Wallen condom, only available to the fan club. Link below in this text."
I thought there were laws about opting out of texting marketing garbage. 🤬
I actually use to like a few of the dudes songs, but now, there's only one way I feel about him, F*ck Morgan Wallen.
Give us your scoop and I’ll tell you how to turn them off.
-The wife got a dose of “females manipulate and twist everything to get their way” from our nieces and doesn’t like it one bit.
Welcome to my world, woman!
-Sod gets laid tomorrow.
- ABERMARLE in North Carolina has their DH bottles and are loving it.
- Speaking of UNC, wouldn’t it have been more appropriate had the resident UNC troll been the one to fall off a ladder? Seems like that would have been more fitting.
- It took some time but I think I’ve made a connection within WT for some contract distilling. Pricing will be emailed over tomorrow.
Of course it comes at the worst possible time when I’ve just bought 80 or so barrels in the last month.
2022 will be fun!
Welcome to my world, woman!
-Sod gets laid tomorrow.
- ABERMARLE in North Carolina has their DH bottles and are loving it.
- Speaking of UNC, wouldn’t it have been more appropriate had the resident UNC troll been the one to fall off a ladder? Seems like that would have been more fitting.
- It took some time but I think I’ve made a connection within WT for some contract distilling. Pricing will be emailed over tomorrow.
Of course it comes at the worst possible time when I’ve just bought 80 or so barrels in the last month.
2022 will be fun!
Yes dipshit. I know how the reseller market works.
Those prices weren’t on the reseller side of Ticketmaster, those were the prices they were being sold at by the promoter. Those $600 floor seats were being offered for a $1000 on the reseller side of Ticketmaster.
For $600, I better be allowed to go on stage singing back up if I want, get a free concert tour tshirt, and have his goofy ass come to the house to feed me and the wife 6 Ruby’s filets.
Those prices weren’t on the reseller side of Ticketmaster, those were the prices they were being sold at by the promoter. Those $600 floor seats were being offered for a $1000 on the reseller side of Ticketmaster.
For $600, I better be allowed to go on stage singing back up if I want, get a free concert tour tshirt, and have his goofy ass come to the house to feed me and the wife 6 Ruby’s filets.
Don't give that one to your sons. Sucker is getting pulled for males under 30 all over place.
That's the dumbest thing I've read since the Clown last posted.
How does one differentiate 3 inches of desolate highway in Oklahoma from the rest of the state?
"There's a road
in Oklahoma
straighter than a preacher
longer than a memory..." - Steve Earle
"There's a road
in Oklahoma
straighter than a preacher
longer than a memory..." - Steve Earle
It’s only illegal if you get caught. I figured you would know that.
Well you need to become a broker to get those tickets because you ain't getting them.
I thought gyero didn't care about money. what, are you the poor one of the group?
Jerry Tipton is such a dickhead it is sort of endearing, unlike UKO.
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