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If there was a pro sports team named "White Bread Cracka MF'ers" I'd buy as much merch as I could, and wear it proudly.

Leaving the Titans game last Sunday there were a crew of black fellas selling Tshirts that on the front said Joe Sucks/ Kamala swallows and on the back said F Joe and his Hoe.

Im assuming the people lined up to buy them are similar to what I’d expect if I met you in person.

Interesting breed you folks are!
 
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No doubt this is an epic piece of shit
 
I’m really looking forward to the period of life where my kids play high school football and I can start tailgating at like 3 on Fridays with a great grill setup and a quarter barrel of Michelob Light and be an outrageous ass during the games. And then hopefully go to good after parties with hot moms and drugs.

Only predicament is that I’m a third generation Cov Cath guy, but I live in Ft Thomas and my kids are all about going to Highlands. Guess I’ll have to bite the bullet and subvert my childhood HS football allegiances!!!

lol. Grownups who give a shit about HS sports (outside of their own kids’ rooting interests of course) are one of the most suspect classes of persons out there.
 
If you're disgusted by the exploitation of Natives, voting laws, bathroom laws, and various other outrageous nonwoke acts, like I am, and can't stomach the world series... Shaun of the Dead is on.
 
- Someone say something, Jesus Christ. Other than Wayne. I showed him my blade last night. He knows who is boss now.

- Last Sunday morning I found myself walking around at daybreak in the woods holding a 20 gauge, with one field coat pocket full of shells, and the other full of fried chicken. Psilocybin is a hell of a drug.

- Did not bag any squirrels. Did not even shoot, in fact. When I saw them I just sat down and watched. #peace

- I appeared on a case today with this smoking hot 50 year old co-counsel. Just an incredible body. And super sweet. We talked for 20 minutes afterwards just about life. And she’s divorced. Pretty sure I could have crushed in the Barr Street parking garage. At this age, man, I would just be crushing, if I weren’t married. If only I understood at 20 what I understand now.

- 8 year old snuck downstairs and watched some show called “squid games.” My wife is despondent. I don’t really care. He said it was no more scary than the Freddy Krueger movies he watched with his pee paw when he was “babysitting.” Ha.

- Rainy Saturday tomorrow? Yes please. I ain’t doing shit. Unless you count slugging beers, munching Zyn pouches, and watching the CATS. Huge touching game fellas. Let’s go.
 
And then hopefully go to good after parties with hot moms and drugs.
A friend of mine was dating a girl (Post Rd. area) whose parents were the "progressive" "cool" parents. IOW - they liked to party with the kids etc. They always had booze/weed etc. and would happily hang out in the basement with everybody. At that time, I didn't see how weird that was, it was just a fun place to hangout.

Anyway, my friend ended up railing his girlfriend's Mom with full consent and knowledge of her husband/gf/'s Dad. Sh*t got awkward after that. LOL
 
Speaking of big titties, this chick on TMobile/iPhone13 commercial has amazing side boob. They’re throwing us a bone after destroying Lilly.

This is a highly insightful take by respected Northeast poster and Covid-survivor, Kooky Kats. I always just zoned in on her pale boobs, but she's definitely an upgrade over that frumpy AT&T gal.
 
- Collins HAS to get more than 2 rebounds in over 20 mins.

- I live about 5 mins from the new MGM casino, went tonight...holiday weekend, place was packed as should be expected...with only three cashiers in the entire place. I get the short staffing at restaurants, but major casino cashier is union and gets tipped well for the job.

- Broke even at blackjack.

- F*** Miss St. Ex fiance was a cheerleader there. Want to salt the entire "city" of Starkville.

- NYC in seven days. Eeek.

- Playball, that dude is WOKE woke. Got a legit LOL out of BBdK's reply on Twitter earlier.
 
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