If you're gonna send a message, "assassination by anti-aircraft gun" is a good way to go. Makes your intentions pretty f***ing clear.
This is the most accurate thing that has ever been posted on this board. Panicked flings at the backboard make up 75% of all shots - and that may be a low percentage.Play 1: Big kid sets a pick at the top. Fast kid dribbles to the basket as fast as possible and shoots when open.
Play 2: Hope your fast dribbler kid gets the defensive rebound and beats everyone down the floor.
That's it. That's the play list.*
* We actually had 3 or 4 plays, but those pretty much go out the window after about 30 seconds.
This is the most accurate thing that has ever been posted on this board. .
Touche1> UKO is a dork.
2> line up behind #1, please.
There's no such thing as a "low key" crazy sports mom.My wife has turned into a low-key "crazy sports mom" and it has been fascinating to watch.
I blame you and the rest of the parents on your team for not shaming that guy into tears, seizures, etc.My 8yr old's team (2nd grade) played in a tournament last weekend in the 3rd grade division. The first half of the championship game is winding down and we have the ball with 20 seconds left in a tie game. A parent of the opposing team starts counting down from 5 with about 17 seconds on the clock. About the time the parent hits 2, our guy threw up a prayer and of course the other team got the ball. Parents are the worst.
WowMy 8yr old's team (2nd grade) played in a tournament last weekend in the 3rd grade division. The first half of the championship game is winding down and we have the ball with 20 seconds left in a tie game. A parent of the opposing team starts counting down from 5 with about 17 seconds on the clock. About the time the parent hits 2, our guy threw up a prayer and of course the other team got the ball. Parents are the worst.
We have a coach in our league that apparently submitted his own roster after attending two nights of tryouts and hand picked his own players, as opposed to just getting whoever since it's a freaking (albeit hardcore) Upward league. Kudos to him though I'm pretty sure his team is atop the non-existent standings.My 8yr old's team (2nd grade) played in a tournament last weekend in the 3rd grade division. The first half of the championship game is winding down and we have the ball with 20 seconds left in a tie game. A parent of the opposing team starts counting down from 5 with about 17 seconds on the clock. About the time the parent hits 2, our guy threw up a prayer and of course the other team got the ball. Parents are the worst.
Parents are THE FREAKING WORST. All of y'uns.
Been saying this for years.
As I said - special level of asshole.Well, the guy was wearing a really expensive pair of running shoes and had a 26.219 tattoo on his calf so take that for what it's worth.
The words "I'm about to say something" (to the opposing coach) were uttered yesterday. It was a little arousing.There's no such thing as a "low key" crazy sports mom.
It took me a long time to realize (early 30's, while recalling the memory) that my elementary school refs, Fat Man and Beanpole, weren't actually slam dunk champions.Imagine it sucks nowadays having these fancy adjustable goals for the kiddos. Part of the fun was watching the kids TRY to shoot it over the 9 foot hangover goal into the real basket...and then laugh on the way back down the court.
RIP to these guys:
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I was on the opposite side of the court trying to keep peace but I'm pretty sure I saw my wife openly jawing with a player, albeit her son, while he ran back on defense.The words "I'm about to say something" (to the opposing coach) were uttered yesterday. It was a little arousing.
i.e. Not an athlete. A guy who's trying to be the best at exercising and has never won a game of 21, Tip-In, or Knockout in his life.Well, the guy was wearing a really expensive pair of running shoes and had a 26.219 tattoo on his calf so take that for what it's worth.
I was a little late to the PMT guys and Barstool overall, but Christ they're hilarious. Mags on there today was a great interview.
I can't really listen to any sports podcasts that take themselves too seriously. All those college bball podcasts that are listed here just don't do it for me.
The words "I'm about to say something" (to the opposing coach) were uttered yesterday. It was a little arousing.
He seems like a good dude .
This is the type of year where I look at each of those regions and think "ya know, the 5 seed could come out of any of those".^^^^ and of course the Midwest is toughest by far.
^^^^ and of course the Midwest is toughest by far.
Insane how popular these guys have become....when I went on, I expected a reaction but it has been amazing how many people have asked me about it. They have such a huge following. And they are both really good dudes.
So Chino Hills lost to Mater Dei in the Cal playoffs
LiAngelo scored 26 on 9-32 (5-18 from 3)
LaMelo went 8-33 (8-28 from 3)
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not really