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FIT.Y.E.R.O. (Meathead, wellness, fitness, diet, exercise) Thread

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So this was Tuesday. Action and CC Sabathia in the gym. The giant paesan on the right is Dave. Dave is the gym owner.

Story time:

2 weeks ago, the gym announced on Instagram that they are adding a mezzanine, complete with pilates, cold plunge tanks, red light beds, and more stuff. The kid who announced it runs their sales and PR stuff… in the comments, I said, “you better add an ADA compliant elevator too!”

No reply.

The next morning, 5:30 am…. Dave ^ comes directly to me and grunts his first words to me in two years, “ You an architect or sumfin’?”

I said, ”yes…”

“We don’t need no elevator. Trust me.”

I replied, “I’m just watching out for your best interest.” “I tell my billion dollar client (Home Depot)this every other year when they need more space.”

“Trust me.”

So, I PMd the kid and said this is Federal Law. Good luck. Paying off Geno Tessaro (code inspector) won’t cut it. Dave forgot he came to me for a Planning Board variance 10 years ago…(I was Chair). Caused quite a stir.

I hear they are adding an elevator.
 
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