Do you know anyone who has been shit on a by a bird? (lifestyle question)

[BankerCat12]

Once walking to class my Jr year at UK. Had no idea and the hottest girl in my class (ended up being in my wedding) pointed it out to me on my shoulder. It was HUGE.

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Once walking to class my Jr year at UK. Had no idea and the hottest girl in my class (ended up being in my wedding) pointed it out to me on my shoulder. It was HUGE.

Did she suck it off?

 

[Freetaxreturn]

More times than I can count. Head, neck, shoulders, face, arms, legs, back, feet, hands, and ass. You work a crab or shrimp boat you gonna get shit on by gulls mostly but the absolute worst are the pelicans. That is just a stand here moment on the boat and get washed off with the hose and get back to pulling traps or the net. The worst part is trying to get all the fish scales off, that’s like glue on your skin for some reason 🍺

 

[Spica Orbit]

Not by a bird, but "the man" has shat on me all my life.