You're getting ready to walk down a dark alley. Obviously the first UK coach you'd want with you is Pope. But who would your second choice be? Cal? Billy Clyde? Tubby? Pitino? Sutton? Hall? Discuss.
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Billy Clyde because he wouldn't be above a good eye poke, groin shot or cheap shot.
If I was down a dark alley I'd want prime BCG or even prime Sutton.
The drunks know how to fight or at least engage the threat in an idiotic drunken stupor...allowing me time to escape.
The drunks know how to fight or at least engage the threat in an idiotic drunken stupor...allowing me time to escape.
Tubby had 16 siblings. He’s been a scrapper since birth.
Billy Clyde. Easy to outrun a drunk. Let him deal with the ass whooping he deserves.
Correct answer. Former law enforcement of some type
The world would be a better place if Nance had whipped Bobby Knights ass after smacking Joe B on the head
Forget all that. I will take CHARLES HURT! He went after Charles Barkley like it was on like Donkey Kong. Plus after UK career he was a Green Beret.
IF had to be a UK Coach, Easy Rupp, was a wrestling coach before basketball coach.
IF had to be a UK Coach, Easy Rupp, was a wrestling coach before basketball coach.
He is more of the witness protection type monster wannabe. Can’t be welcomed back in NY after he got run out for his BS and selling out.
Lynn Nance was ready to take Bobby Knight apart in a 1974 game.
If we could pick an assistant coach. Give me Winston Bennett.
BCG because he might know whoever we would run into in an alley
Or
Hall, because I could outrun Coach Hall
Or
Hall, because I could outrun Coach Hall
Pitino stood up to John Thompson
Cal stared down a charging Jon Chaney
Tubby had the Death Glare
Hall armwrestled Denny Crum
Sutton and BCG were like ninjas with broken whiskey bottles
Cal stared down a charging Jon Chaney
Tubby had the Death Glare
Hall armwrestled Denny Crum
Sutton and BCG were like ninjas with broken whiskey bottles
Pope would convince the threats they were angry because they failed to show gratitude. They'd be doing service projects together after 10 minutes and saying "beautiful" and "in my soul."
Give me Clyde. He's probably got a bottle, likely isn't above using it to cut someone, and seems like a guy who's probably been punched in the face several times and is used to it.
Give me Clyde. He's probably got a bottle, likely isn't above using it to cut someone, and seems like a guy who's probably been punched in the face several times and is used to it.
Or Larry Stamper.Lynn Nance was ready to take Bobby Knight apart in a 1974 game.
If we could pick an assistant coach. Give me Winston Bennett.
this. I wish Knight would've had his ass whupped that day, I was there, he deserved it
I love Pope (didn’t the day we hired him), but I ain’t going anywhere with that dude when I think a fight is gonna break out. Mormons aren’t fighters. Plus, Popes offense are some of the best in hoops annually. We all know offense is for the pretty boys.
Gimmie Clyde. That MFer grew up in west Texas. He went back to coaching Juco after it all went to hell. You don’t think THAT dude could handle his business in a dark alley?
Man, I wish it would’ve worked for Clyde. I have such a weird soft spot for him.
Gimmie Clyde. That MFer grew up in west Texas. He went back to coaching Juco after it all went to hell. You don’t think THAT dude could handle his business in a dark alley?
Man, I wish it would’ve worked for Clyde. I have such a weird soft spot for him.
I love Mark Pope but Rick Pitino is the vicious bastard you want with you in that situation.
(Assuming they are all in their prime anyway. Otherwise it's obviously Pope as of right now but it's less interesting.)
(Assuming they are all in their prime anyway. Otherwise it's obviously Pope as of right now but it's less interesting.)
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Not BCG. He ran from Alan Cutler in a well-lit hallway.
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