Perfectly stated. Clemson’s QB took off on a run for like a 15 yard gain and Joe said something along the lines of “so elusive, shifty, and FAST”. I mean they spend the entire pregame going over the kids high school resume basically making him the next John Elway, so by game time any play, no matter how basic, Joe commentated it as if it were spectacular.
"It's been a long time since we've seen this kind of player. He's got all the right things going for him, and he's taking advantage of the limelight in his first start. Can imagine NFL GMs salivating over this kid. Just glad I'm here to take it all in...." - Joe Tessitore
"FFS JOE, could you just eat the damn bologna sandwich already...?!" - Joe's wife
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