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Basically, all y'all who said you were gonna get me something are a bunch of damned liars.
Eff you, man! I gave you 100,000,000 kaizershillings for Christmas. Just like I said I would. Well, the rights to them anyway. You still gotta go treasure hunting for them. But they are yours if/when you find them.

#ungratefulmofo
 
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