Obnoxious winner
Scarce when the other team wins
Nine million wasted
Scarce when the other team wins
Nine million wasted
Calipari haiku thread
- Thread starter FurdTerguson
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5-stars must play
Check out the Draft Green Room
Saint Peter's Day
Check out the Draft Green Room
Saint Peter's Day
Playing weird lineups
Will never play any zone
Wish he would retire
Will never play any zone
Wish he would retire
Me not liking Cal
Me not liked Cal for a while
Me think Cal should go
Me not liked Cal for a while
Me think Cal should go
Cal's recruits parade,
One season, then they're all paid,
Next year, same charade.
One season, then they're all paid,
Next year, same charade.
Used to win a lot
Mediocrity new norm
Go pet your dogs, Cal
Mediocrity new norm
Go pet your dogs, Cal
Cal is a bitch
Cal is a whiner
Cal can't coach
Did I do good?
Cal is a whiner
Cal can't coach
Did I do good?
Minor league ponzi
Bush league half wit coach
Washing feet he boasts
Bush league half wit coach
Washing feet he boasts
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You're better at haikus than Cal is at coaching basketball.
“GOOOO,” his spittle flies
“A plane to catch,” he cowers
…overpaid buffoon.
“A plane to catch,” he cowers
…overpaid buffoon.
Win win win win win
Lose win win lose win lose lose
Win lose win win lose
Lose win win lose win lose lose
Win lose win win lose
Eat Crow, you haters
Not so fast, my big blue friends
Swaggy Cal again
Not so fast, my big blue friends
Swaggy Cal again
Swaggy while winning
He scurries off after loss
Slappies can’t quit Cal
He scurries off after loss
Slappies can’t quit Cal
We rocked before Cal
We will rock after Cal, too
Cal does not rock now
We will rock after Cal, too
Cal does not rock now
