Even Mark Pope can't believe how much Indiana sucks
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I'm starting to get worried that there won't be enough Indiana basketball fans alive in the world to continue to make it fun to laugh at them.
Consider:
* A person could graduate with a MASTER'S DEGREE in Bloomington this year who was NOT BORN when the Hoosiers last advanced past the Sweet 16...(2002)
* People turning 32-years-old today have seen Indiana get past the Sweet 16 ONCE -- when they were nine-years-old. (Previous time 1993.)
* No one under 40 can possibly remember IUse2Be winning ANY post-season tournament: NCAA or even Big Ten.
Maybe it'd be good for them to have one good year to get their hopes up and bring back the fan base, before returning to suckage? Nah. Never mind.
Consider:
* A person could graduate with a MASTER'S DEGREE in Bloomington this year who was NOT BORN when the Hoosiers last advanced past the Sweet 16...(2002)
* People turning 32-years-old today have seen Indiana get past the Sweet 16 ONCE -- when they were nine-years-old. (Previous time 1993.)
* No one under 40 can possibly remember IUse2Be winning ANY post-season tournament: NCAA or even Big Ten.
Maybe it'd be good for them to have one good year to get their hopes up and bring back the fan base, before returning to suckage? Nah. Never mind.
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Why do they suck?
They don't suck!! They are doing what IU does...........lose!!
Love wearing my Cats gear around Southern Indiana for those IU losers.
Babies born the year IU last won a title are 38.
Babies born the last time IU reached the Final Four are 23.
In 1987:
A gallon of gas cost 95 cents
A dozen eggs cost 78 cents
A new Dodge pickup cost $8,500
Median household income was $26K
The candy striped pants still looked ridiculous
Babies born the last time IU reached the Final Four are 23.
In 1987:
A gallon of gas cost 95 cents
A dozen eggs cost 78 cents
A new Dodge pickup cost $8,500
Median household income was $26K
The candy striped pants still looked ridiculous
Man I wish IU would hire Cal. He wouldn’t recruit shooters from Indiana or if he did they wouldn’t play. I would love to see that train wreck play out after he finishes gutting the Chicken farmers!
I would absolutely love to see them waste money on CCC at this point. It would make the suck even harder for the Loosiers, if that's even possible.
People on this board always like to say we are only one bad hire away from becoming IU. That’s laughable.
IU is what happens when a coach becomes bigger than the program. When the coach IS the program. UK fans would never allow that to happen in a gazillion years. This is why IU is not a blue blood.
IU is what happens when a coach becomes bigger than the program. When the coach IS the program. UK fans would never allow that to happen in a gazillion years. This is why IU is not a blue blood.
Dakich is absolutely brutal on that team and it’s amazing to watch
Huge win for the Hoosiers at THE Ohio State University. Looks like the fighting Woodsons turned the corner. Extend that contract 3 to 5 more years.
One with Benny Hill music showing all the misses…I’d pay to watch. That reminds me, where is catphight?
It's too bad we don't get to play them this year. And they'll probably have a different coach when we do play them next year. Woodson had a pretty good recruiting class and transfer portal haul and they still suck. Don't see how he survives this year.
lol IUsedtoBe loses again. I'm sure that 2 MILLION dollars they spent on Ballo isn't being regretted one bit.
Time for the Weekly Bump! Indiana sucks and loses to a super weak sauce Northwestern team. I think they have now lost to them 4 or 5 in a row. Mike Woodson can’t coach his way out of a wet paper bag.
Welp. It’s a day that ends with a y and Indiana still sucks.
Bump.
Bump.
He’s totally right, the crap these dudes put on social media, especially TikTok is embarrassing and bent wrist like.
... an 8th grade team ? Really ? Hoosier innovation in the 21st century and a new era of basketball, who knew ?
Golly gee, willikers!
Maybe we're being a lil too hard on them. I mean, after all this time (ahem - 1987?) and they got ... a basketball coach ( I guess? even though I keep seeing headlines for Indiana basketball to this very day, you know, the headlines where the students chant "Fire (insert Indiana basketball head coach name here)!!"
And they still wear red, of course - in apparent homage to former coach Robert Montgomery Knight's " Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" red colored nose.... they presumably still have candy striped colored warmup pants, are still playing in a crumbling place I keep hearing people call it ... ahh ..what was that ? oh yes ! the ancient ruins called ASS Hall ?
Right?
And it is obviously a place of love, with players publicly kissing coaches on the lips and popcorn boxes commemorating regular season wins.... the list has just gone on and on
and on
and on
and on
AND ON
I mean, seriously. this thread is like, what, nearly 40 years old now and over 102, 103 pages long now, commemorating the innumerable ways Indiana has sucked over all this LONG LONG TIME.
with no end in sight.
maybe, just MAYBE we should lighten up on our sucking neighbors to the North ?
Maybe ?
**crickets chirping**
NAAAAAAAAAAH !
Truth is truth. Why sugar coat those candy striped ASSholes !
Suck it LOOSIERS !
I count on three things in life, well, really 4, considering this thread is still here for us to keep vigilant watch over such horrible suckage.
Death
Taxes
..... and Indiana will always SUCK
amend the adage !
Go Big Blue !
Golly gee, willikers!
Maybe we're being a lil too hard on them. I mean, after all this time (ahem - 1987?) and they got ... a basketball coach ( I guess? even though I keep seeing headlines for Indiana basketball to this very day, you know, the headlines where the students chant "Fire (insert Indiana basketball head coach name here)!!"
And they still wear red, of course - in apparent homage to former coach Robert Montgomery Knight's " Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" red colored nose.... they presumably still have candy striped colored warmup pants, are still playing in a crumbling place I keep hearing people call it ... ahh ..what was that ? oh yes ! the ancient ruins called ASS Hall ?
Right?
And it is obviously a place of love, with players publicly kissing coaches on the lips and popcorn boxes commemorating regular season wins.... the list has just gone on and on
and on
and on
and on
AND ON
I mean, seriously. this thread is like, what, nearly 40 years old now and over 102, 103 pages long now, commemorating the innumerable ways Indiana has sucked over all this LONG LONG TIME.
with no end in sight.
maybe, just MAYBE we should lighten up on our sucking neighbors to the North ?
Maybe ?
**crickets chirping**
NAAAAAAAAAAH !
Truth is truth. Why sugar coat those candy striped ASSholes !
Suck it LOOSIERS !
I count on three things in life, well, really 4, considering this thread is still here for us to keep vigilant watch over such horrible suckage.
Death
Taxes
..... and Indiana will always SUCK
amend the adage !
Go Big Blue !
Excellent job fellas! There needs to be a "Like Every F*&#ing Post" button....
And yes IU sucks and continues to suck.
And yes IU sucks and continues to suck.
Honestly, if he is eligible and they throw him enough money I can see Will Wade doing well there. I don’t like that thought but he won’t be the one. More like Dusty May
I don't think Beard or Wade will even get a call. IU's administration has had a holier art though attitude since the Knight and Sampson off court issues.
I could see May for sure, especially given he worked in a small buyout into his contract with UM.
However, with how Cignetti turned around the football program around, I could see the AD thinking that McCollum is the basketball equivalent of a younger Cignetti and going that route.
While Brad Stevens is likely a big no, the timing for him would be much better now than anytime in the past. His son is on the football team at Notre Dame, the Celtics are getting new ownership, NIL means easier recruiting, and he won his ring last season. Still less than 1% chance that happens. I just have a feeling IU will offer him the most money in cbb in a month or so.
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