i bet some evil ceremony is necessary to actually kill that hairpiece. this thread is starting to develop characteristics of the hairpiece. i don't think you can kill it so easily.
Yet here you are on our basketball forum crying about how many Ku threads we have on our board. Something about that seems a bit odd. You know if i see a thread i don't like, i just ignore it and go on to the next. You should try doing the same.
There was a KU player's mom who posted frequently on the phog boards. She wasn't shy and she related a story where she straight up asked Self about it. He let her tug on it to prove it was real.