An old Country Man this morning talking about the upcoming cats

[cathead64]

Was it this guy?

 

[Jkwo]

"Boy I think we'll have a good year. I've been watching the cats for nearly 45 years, back when straw hats, goats and horses where on the roads.

Ahhh, the 70s. What an era.


The 1870s, I mean.

 

[Federal Cat]

Good story Far sight, I think fast paste is about to make a resurgence, but seriously, y'all haven't lived until you used a 15 day old porter potty in 100 degree heat, talk about decisions, decisions, oh its taking me back to my Army days, or running a cable up to the top of the hill to an antenna to get three channels if you were lucky, good times, good times

 

[FHAZCat]

Finally ......... almost a bite. That was part of an old country joke. Ron was supposed to say, what was the white corncob for? Answer: To see if you needed another red corncob.

Old Red Skelton joke; country bumpkin to Sears lady, "my toilet paper order didn't arrive." Lady, "do you have the catalog number on that paper?" Bumpkin, "Lady, if I had your catalog I wouldn't need your paper."

 

[kybassfan]

Good story Far sight, I think fast paste is about to make a resurgence, but seriously, y'all haven't lived until you used a 15 day old porter potty in 100 degree heat, talk about decisions, decisions, oh its taking me back to my Army days, or running a cable up to the top of the hill to an antenna to get three channels if you were lucky, good times, good times

Cable? We didn't have no stinkin cable. Tinfoil my good man, tinfoil.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I hope someday Ramel Bradley goes into that store and he gives him some advice on being a PG.

Lol that never gets old. I enjoyed this story as well. I love how you put quotes on him as though that's what he said word for word, which probably isn't far off. Do you remember if the guy said go cats before he left? If so he's one of the ten people that call cals call in show lol.

 

[musrat59]

We always had an outhouse growing up in southeastern Ky and thank God for the Sears Roebuck and Fingerhut catalogs.

 

[Bkocats]

actually - this is kind of a fun thread to read. A bit youngish myself - or perhaps it's not age but location - to have ever had to use an outhouse except as a novelty. I've heard the horror stories though, and my mom has the same fear of spiders, for the same reason, as kybass.

Thanks for the stories y'all -

 

[Farsight]

no, I come here for UK basketball news, tidbits, and updates...not stupid shit and that was stupid

Well if that was the case then why are you here posting about it if you don't care? It's off season right now, we could use a little lighthearted posts. Don't have to be a d*ck about it.

 

[Farsight]

Lol that never gets old. I enjoyed this story as well. I love how you put quotes on him as though that's what he said word for word, which probably isn't far off. Do you remember if the guy said go cats before he left? If so he's one of the ten people that call cals call in show lol.

Haha no he didn't say Go Cats. He just told me he wanted to go fishing and dock some submarines in the pond lol