A man, shattered.

[dickieVIII]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

 

[Boozer93]

Sorry for your loss. X2

 

[UKWildcats1987]

You are married to the game OP.

 

[westerncat]

It is not going to get any better.

 

[UK-chulo]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

She don’t love you anymore.

 

[cats2010]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

What happened with your wife?

 

[ManitouDan]

File.

 

[Girthang]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Was her name Ellen? Asking for a .... friend

 

[IL Wildcat]

Well, I'm not THAT in love with UK basketball, but it is definitely an obsession, at times an unhealthy one. But I would never sacrifice my marriage for it. Still, I can identify. I hate it man. When SC was hitting shots out of their rears, I knew we were in trouble. As I said yesterday, I see no guaranteed wins. I knew this game was a danger zone for this team because teams always bring their A-game to Rupp and South Carolina was also in desperate need of a win. We were in a complete hangover daze for the first 10 mins of the 1st half. Didn't even start playing until then.

But Saturday is gonna be UGLY! We may lose by 50.

 

[UKNothinButNet]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

OOF.

 

[Ugoff]

 

[ia.ukfan]

You chose wrong.

 

[STL_Cat]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Dang, dude. I'm not the judge of you but yikes. Tough decision there. Get right with the Lord I guess.

 

[Scotty00]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Beg her to come back. Maybe it’s not to late😂

 

[Soupbean]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Think you can get her back?

Sorry Scotty you beat me to it

 

[JwUKFan11]

Stfu troll

 

[UKBrassowTipIN]

 

[DraftCat]

Welp OP made it to twitter.... this will be embarassing for the fanbase.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I hope this is a joke. Good night it’s just basketball.

 

[Hopmix]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

you need a another hobby buddy.

 

[MidseasonTweak]

Matt Jones just retweeted someone who sent this to him. You're famous now

 

[mcwildcats04]

Matt Jones just retweeted someone who sent this to him. You're famous now

LOL I just saw this. Well done OP.

 

[Rideordiewildcat]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

 

[catzcan]

Poorly. You chose———

 

[phyrekat]

Welp OP made it to twitter.... this will be embarassing for the fanbase.

Not as embarrassing as getting handled on your home court by USCJr

 

[king of cali]

You were shattered long before the results of this basketball game. Seek help…

 

[azurricat2010]

#Satire 10/10 post

 

[SophiesDad]

Almost laughed

 

[UKMKG]

F that Cow.

I would rather have Billy G and a team that plays hard.

That fat, lazy bastard has destroyed this program.

 

[dickieVIII]

Wow, I am famous and I gave the short version. Go Cats

 

[jca4446]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

We will be ok. Believe me.

 

[MakinMusic]

Bro…….

 

[UKWildcats1987]

Last season I gave you my heart but the very next day Calipari gave it away, this year to save the OP from tears, he will give it to someone special.

 

[BBBLazing]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Was she hot?

 

[cathouse]

"He stopped loving her today"......
In my best George Jones voice!!

 

[CatPhight]

 

[HagginHall1999]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Damn son, if my wife stands in front of me and says her or basketball....uh, we are headed to the bedroom. That is what DVR is for playa...

 

[Cyanuk]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this 💩. I am at a loss for words and emotions.

I understand you are hurt because you lost your wife, but, come on man! You can still make it up to her at the next family reunion.?

 

[Pickle_Rick]

I hope we do lose by 50. I won't see it, and anything to get this retard out of the state.

 

[MegaBlue05]

I honestly can’t tell if this is top notch satire or really sad.

Well done, OP.