9-1-1…. What’s your emergency??

[ukalum1988]

Me: Yes, I’d like to report an assualt in progress….

Operator: Stay right there, we’re getting help on the way….

Me: Sorry but I’ve seen enough of this sh!t,…. I’m outta here.

 

[BigBlue1992]

Also for theft of 9 million dollars

 

[Ugoff]

Tack on impersonating a football coach.