4 & 5 year olds go on rampage...

[CatsFanGG24]

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Elementary school students aged four and five allegedly beat their teacher in her classroom until she was unresponsive.

The students reportedly used their fists and feet in the attack at Pines Lakes Elementary in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

The pupils apparently threw objects and flipped chairs in the ‘cool down’ room at the school around 10am on Wednesday.

 

[funKYcat75]

Children should not be in a cool down room together. If they have to be sent there then no other kids should be there. The article keeps saying students but at the end only mentions one. Kind of confusing.

Kindergarten kids can be big and teachers can be small. If she was knocked over and hit her head hard, then the kid could have just wailed on her. Plus she can't 'fight' back. Only allowed to restrain.

 

[Spica Orbit]

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Elementary school students aged four and five allegedly beat their teacher in her classroom until she was unresponsive.

The students reportedly used their fists and feet in the attack at Pines Lakes Elementary in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

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And those tiny little fists of fury!

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[Catman100]

If you let a 4/5 year old wreck you like that, you deserve it.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Jessica Kwong needs to learn to write. Very confusing story. Had to be more than one.

 

[FargenBastich]

 

[GonzoCat90]

To be fair, I bet they felt much better afterward. The room works.

 

[JoeSwag]

I read the story and I don't know how it's possible unless this was the 5 year old.

 

[Freetaxreturn]

A belt would do wonders for those kids 🍺

 

[GonzoCat90]

A belt would do wonders for those kids 🍺

Doesn't look like they needed any tools.

 

[ukwizard]

I used to do that all of the time when I was a kid.

 

[gollumcat]

This raises the age old question: how many 5 year olds could you defeat in a pitched hand to hand battle at one time?

I think, properly motivated, I could take down 20 easy before they would overwhelm me Alamo style.

 

[GonzoCat90]

Removing societal norms and behaviors? Are they in waves, all at once, what's the location, etc?

 

[funKYcat75]

The ferocity of said 5 year olds is an important matter. Once they start biting, it gets real.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

when my nephew was like 3 he punched me in the balls really hard and I almost went down.

 

[MegaBlue05]

New substitute?

I beat the shit out of some kids today.

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[jcrow10]

How many 5 year olds do you think you could take?

 

[SosaUK87]

This raises the age old question: how many 5 year olds could you defeat in a pitched hand to hand battle at one time?

I think, properly motivated, I could take down 20 easy before they would overwhelm me Alamo style.

I’d wreck the whole team.

 

[Ed323232]

A belt would do wonders for those kids 🍺

Yeah violence always teaches kids not to be violent 🙄🙄

 

[Freetaxreturn]

Yeah violence always teaches kids not to be violent 🙄🙄

 

[Freetaxreturn]

^^^ thanks @screwduke1 for that 🍺

 

[Catman100]

Yeah violence always teaches kids not to be violent 🙄🙄

No its called discipline teaching discipline.

 

[Ed323232]

No its called discipline teaching discipline.

With a belt? What does that teach.

 

[MudererofCrows]

I never laid a hand on my son unlike how I was parented and he turned out fine. There were times though….

That being said with no rules I could handle 10-15 5 years old easy.

 

[Catman100]

With a belt? What does that teach.

It teaches you better not do that again unless you want the belt again. Easy fix.

 

[Ed323232]

It teaches you better not do that again unless you want the belt again. Easy fix.

I pray you don’t have kids

 

[Freetaxreturn]

With a belt? What does that teach.

It taught you behave and respect your elders and if you got out of line, that’s exactly what you will get. Pretty easy to figure out but we did t have pronouns back then 🍺

 

[Ed323232]

It taught you behave and respect your elders and if you got out of line, that’s exactly what you will get. Pretty easy to figure out but we did t have pronouns back then 🍺

Sorry you were treated that way as a child. No one deserves that. Hopefully you don’t pass that on if you have kids

 

[Nbacats]

It teaches you better not do that again unless you want the belt again. Easy fix.

It teaches you to avoid being assaulted, not prevent the behavior.

 

[cricket3]

Can you all stay on topic?

Now, I think I could take probably twenty 4 and 5 year olds. I have a 4 year old and they’re easily tossable and terrible at understanding team work. One good landed punch will put at least half of them in defensive mode.

Follow up question: What’s the maximum age you would confidently say you could win a fight with every one in the world? I’m probably going with 11.

 

[Ron Mehico]

Can you all stay on topic?

Now, I think I could take probably twenty 4 and 5 year olds. I have a 4 year old and they’re easily tossable and terrible at understanding team work. One good landed punch will put at least half of them in defensive mode.

Follow up question: What’s the maximum age you would confidently say you could win a fight with every one in the world? I’m probably going with 11.

A large 5th grader could easily land a good punch, I would say 7. You’re underestimating how many large early bloomers there are. 8 years old is what? A 3rd grader? I’m sure the next LeBron as a 3rd grader could surprise me and land a punch.

 

[Get Bucket$]

A large 5th grader could easily land a good punch, I would say 7. You’re underestimating how many large early bloomers there are. 8 years old is what? A 3rd grader? I’m sure the next LeBron as a 3rd grader could surprise me and land a punch.

*Or* have some advanced martial arts or wrestling training coupled with size at a young age.

 

[Catman100]

I pray you don’t have kids

I highly doubt you pray.

 

[cricket3]

Little Hercules was 8 when he became famous for being the strongest kid in the world and he only weighed 80 lbs. I feel pretty good about my chances with that age.

 

[Ed323232]

I highly doubt you pray.

Well I will for this. 100%

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I pray you don’t have kids

I hope it makes you feel better. It's not a request line.

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I think if I picked one up and hit the others with it, I could hold off 20. Pretty sure if I threw one at three....

 

[Ed323232]

I hope it makes you feel better. It's not a request line.

So do you ever use a belt on your dog? I’m sure you don’t and you shouldn’t.

 

[GonzoCat90]

Still need someone to give me more info here.

are we assuming just regular five year olds? Are they angry? Are they aware they’re trying to take me out? Will they feel fear and hesitation when they see me take out the others?

 

[cricket3]

80% normal kids 20% cool down room kids