1. City boy came to visit his cousin in Kentucky. They were playing in a field when they came across a pile of rabbit turds. The city boy said, "What are those?" and his cousin said, "Those are smart pills. We eat those to boost our IQ." So the city kid picks one up and chews on it, then spits it out and says, "That tastes like shit." To which his cousin says, "See? You are smarter already."
2. Mamma's boy from the city wanted to marry a virgin, totally naive about sex, and figured he'd have a better chance finding one in the hills of Kentucky. So he roamed around, asking attractive and very young girls this question: "Do you know what a penis is?" It took a while but finally he found this beautiful young girl who professed to having no idea what a penis was. He was overjoyed, and so they married. On their wedding night he came to her and said, "Darling, you remember when I asked you if you knew what a penis was?" "Yes I do." "And you had no idea?" "I still don't," she said.
So he dramatically opened his robe and said, "That's a penis!" She studied it closely for a minute, then said, "So, it's like a pecker only smaller?"