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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
"You're adopted." Mom's favorite. Used it just the other day. Sometimes she follows it up with, " No, son, I'm serious." All dead pan and shit. Been doing it as long as I can remember.
Now that's damn funny.Indian boy to his dad: "Dad, how did you get the name Falling Star?"
Indian dad: "After I was born, my parents named me after the first thing they saw when they looked out their tipi. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F***ing?"
How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other side? They called back.
How did her parents punish her?How did she burn her hands?
She tried to read the waffle iron.
Have you seen those guys' wives?What is the definition of endless love?
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
A woman wants to get married and have a family, but she can't meet a man. She starts to worry that something is wrong with her, so she goes to see a Chinese doctor. She tells him she wants him to figure out why she can't seem to meet anyone.
"Take off your crothes," the doctor said.
She takes off her clothes
"Get on froor."
She gets on the floor.
"Crawr around in circer."
She crawls around naked in a circle for a few minutes.
"I see probrem," the doctor says. "You have Eggs Zachary Disease."
"Oh doctor, that sounds horrible!" she says. "What is Eggs Zachary disease?"
"Your face rooks Eggs Zachary rike your ass."