Zion leaves bubble for "urgent" family matter

[TheThack]

The way he walks his hips are probably going to go out before his knees.

But does he have a fast paste?

 

[kybassfan]

But does he have a fast paste?

Good point, he has been rather pasty at times.

 

[Col. Angus]

He was fat

Zion Williamson has never been fat. I suspect you have a warped ideaology of what fat is, but fat people don’t do what he does. They just can’t. I don’t get it. His body fat % has probably never been over 15% from the time he was 12 or so. He’s built thick as ****in hell. That’s not being fat. Find a picture of him being fat.

Just because someone weighs 280 or whatever doesn’t mean they’re fat. Shaq weighed over 300 when he got to the NBA and well into his career but he was built strong as goddamn hell and just thick. Didn’t start getting “out of shape” til very late into his career. It’s the same thing.

here’s a chart thingamabobber to help:

what a fatass.

 

[kybassfan]

Zion Williamson has never been fat. I suspect you have a warped ideaology of what fat is, but fat people don’t do what he does. They just can’t. I don’t get it. His body fat % has probably never been over 15% from the time he was 12 or so. He’s built thick as ****in hell. That’s not being fat. Find a picture of him being fat.

Just because someone weighs 280 or whatever doesn’t mean they’re fat. Shaq weighed over 300 when he got to the NBA and well into his career but he was built strong as goddamn hell and just thick. Didn’t start getting “out of shape” til very late into his career. It’s the same thing.

here’s a chart thingamabobber to help:

what a fatass.

He was a porker. Pudgy and unprofessional. Just a rich cheating fat boy that got paid in college, got lazy, got fat, got hurt. Very very simple.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Zion Williamson has never been fat. I suspect you have a warped ideaology of what fat is, but fat people don’t do what he does. They just can’t. I don’t get it. His body fat % has probably never been over 15% from the time he was 12 or so. He’s built thick as ****in hell. That’s not being fat. Find a picture of him being fat.

Just because someone weighs 280 or whatever doesn’t mean they’re fat. Shaq weighed over 300 when he got to the NBA and well into his career but he was built strong as goddamn hell and just thick. Didn’t start getting “out of shape” til very late into his career. It’s the same thing.

here’s a chart thingamabobber to help:
what a fatass.

who hurt you?


It's a joke, dude.

 

[kybassfan]

who hurt you?


It's a joke, dude.

who hurt you?


It's a joke, dude.

Zion’s nutritionist, apparently. Who knew the Krispy Kreme diet would have that effect.

 

[TheOtherGreatOne]

But does he have a fast paste?

I don't know, but he does have a fat waddle.