1. Sharpened 14 pencils
2. Sorted paperclips by size and color
3. Moved all unopened emails to spam box
4. As the official chairman of the office NCAA Tournament Bracket committee,
I practiced my drafting and calligraphy skills by hand drawing 200 mock tourney brackets.
5. Wrote, copied and distributed the daily newsletter of Fantasy Sports League.
OOPS! Sorry, my bad.
I meant to send this to Elon