Ever had a hotel room that you were mindful of your sperm squirtage?
Worst Hotels That You've Ever Stayed In
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Brown Hotel Kansas City. Was so bad I took the dresser and put in front of the door. Was in College and it was cheap. 
Brown Hotel Kansas City. Was so bad I took the dresser and put in front of the door. Was in College and it was cheap.
haha, seriously? Never put furniture covering the door
I think it's called Kastle Inn. Somewhere between Corbin and Berea. In our younger and dumber days, we were driving home from Florida on the lengthiest trip we had taken so far, and I just couldn't drive another mile. This was when the exits weren't labeled by miles, but by number of exits in the state, and I had no idea how far away from Lexington we were (not much). We stupidly pieced together our last $45 and stayed in this crap hole. Dirtiest place I have ever been in.
Felt like a complete moron when we were home in just over an hour the next day. Very lucky that bed bugs weren't a big problem back then.
It's still open, so they must have refurbished. If you've driven on i75 in southern Ky, you've seen it.
Felt like a complete moron when we were home in just over an hour the next day. Very lucky that bed bugs weren't a big problem back then.
It's still open, so they must have refurbished. If you've driven on i75 in southern Ky, you've seen it.
Gotta be the hotel I stayed at in Corbin a few years back. Don't remember the name, but it is right off the exit to go to the arena from I-75. There's a McDonalds in front of it.
We stayed there during the rehearsals for Jason Aldean's Wide Open tour. It was close to the venue, so not far to travel after running the show all day, and right at the arena if we had to rush to it for something.
Company dime was paying for it, and that is about the only good thing I can say for the place. It was dirty, don't think we saw cleaning crew one time while we were there, and had a weird smell to it.
The next week, watching the news and notice there was a meth lab bust at the same hotel. We were probably breathing in those fumes and have 17 forms of cancer now.
We stayed there during the rehearsals for Jason Aldean's Wide Open tour. It was close to the venue, so not far to travel after running the show all day, and right at the arena if we had to rush to it for something.
Company dime was paying for it, and that is about the only good thing I can say for the place. It was dirty, don't think we saw cleaning crew one time while we were there, and had a weird smell to it.
The next week, watching the news and notice there was a meth lab bust at the same hotel. We were probably breathing in those fumes and have 17 forms of cancer now.
The hotel cleaning personnel after one of Willy's visits
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If you only knew brother
If the marquis outside says "Free CBS"--its probably a dump.
I stayed at a neverland ranch once. Never again
Fairfield Inn in Green Bay Wisconsin. I was under the covers for about an hour or so when my legs started itching. Pulled back the covers and had welts from bed bugs all over my legs.
Lol best night of sleep I ever got. I think someone slipped something in my drink
Is "drink" code for a certain body orifice?
When my parents were taking me on visits to prospective colleges (Maryland & UVa), we stayed overnight in Silver Springs, MD. The place was a complete shithole and my bedspread had graffiti spray paint tag of "TATA".
My brother and I drove to Nashville one night. On the way there, I tried calling some name brand hotels, but they were all full. He spotted some hotels just off the interstate so we pulled into one (don't know the name).
The hotel was a dump that mostly seemed to be used by Mexicans. Found a crack baggy in the drawer next to the Bible.
The other bad one was a place in Iowa City called the Alamo. I lived there for 3 weeks in the winter of 1994. It had been flooded in the summer of 1993. Reaked of mold and mildew and had a stain on the walls showing how high the water had been. It was demolished summer of 1994.
The hotel was a dump that mostly seemed to be used by Mexicans. Found a crack baggy in the drawer next to the Bible.
The other bad one was a place in Iowa City called the Alamo. I lived there for 3 weeks in the winter of 1994. It had been flooded in the summer of 1993. Reaked of mold and mildew and had a stain on the walls showing how high the water had been. It was demolished summer of 1994.
93- I've learned one thing in life. I'll never find a gold mine of drugs like I will never win the lottery.
Everytime I check into a hotel I hope the room we get has leftover drugs
Everytime I check into a hotel I hope the room we get has leftover drugs
Shit. I've flipped bible pages hoping someone left some weed in the Gideons, Never scored. F**** hate you
Really surprised it took this long for Travelodge Newport to get a mention.
Pick Motel in Circleville, Ohio in '79
Floor was so nasty I kept my shoes on and undressed sitting on the bed
Woke up the next morning to the sound of a beetle under the bed munching on something
Victoria Falls, Zambia in March '90
No AC, no running water, African prostitutes called on the phone twice soliciting
Floor was so nasty I kept my shoes on and undressed sitting on the bed
Woke up the next morning to the sound of a beetle under the bed munching on something
Victoria Falls, Zambia in March '90
No AC, no running water, African prostitutes called on the phone twice soliciting
Hotel Triton Neptuno
Havana, Cuba
My Canadian travel agency went out of business while I was in Cuba in 2001 and they failed to confirm our return flight Sonee were given a taxi and hotel voucher.
It was bad to begin with and while we were eating breakfast the next morning, we got a hot tip on a flight back to North America. We rushed upstairs to find our floor (and some of our stuff) had flooded from bad Cuban plumbing just before we had to rush to the airport.
Havana, Cuba
My Canadian travel agency went out of business while I was in Cuba in 2001 and they failed to confirm our return flight Sonee were given a taxi and hotel voucher.
It was bad to begin with and while we were eating breakfast the next morning, we got a hot tip on a flight back to North America. We rushed upstairs to find our floor (and some of our stuff) had flooded from bad Cuban plumbing just before we had to rush to the airport.
Don't remember any by name but nothing really bad. The only one that was really bad we left the room immediately after going into it, went to the front desk and demanded a refund, then went elsewhere. THere were cock roaches all over the place and the AC unit that was supposed to be attached to the outside wall was actually ripped out of place and the entire wall came with it, leaving a gigantic hole in the wall. Can't remember the name of it but it was in Baltimore.
Living in Florida. Black roaches equals poor. Brown roaches normal.
The Econo something in Huntsville AL. I've stayed in lots of nasty hotels, standard protocol is bring your own sleeping bag, never sleep on the bed coverings. Around 3 a.m. methed out HIV looking skanky whores were knocking on our door and calling us by name. I like a little strange booger just like anyone else but....no. Just no.
Some motel around GTown, it was less than 20 bucks and I was young, broke, with a girl and needed one quick if you know what I mean. Noticed what appeared to be bullet holes in the door and blood stains in the shower. Ignored it and went about my biz.
Second one was one of the Executives in Lville. Pulled back the comforter to what was about a thousand shaved dark pubes all over the sheet. Found them in the bathroom and tub as well. The manager on duty chalked it up to a "dog show" that had just been in town. Idk but it was effing gross and needless to say, we got out of there pretty damn quick.
Second one was one of the Executives in Lville. Pulled back the comforter to what was about a thousand shaved dark pubes all over the sheet. Found them in the bathroom and tub as well. The manager on duty chalked it up to a "dog show" that had just been in town. Idk but it was effing gross and needless to say, we got out of there pretty damn quick.
