Vasectomy ...........

[Blue Bleeding Marine]

Probably about the 3,000th "Vasectomy" thread started here but just wanted to chime in.....got them nuts cut this morning at the VA (45 years old, 1 child, don't want/need anymore) feeling ok thus far, this gd jock is a tad uncomfortable but so far so good......

 

[starchief5]

Just wait till tonight.

 

[Kattopper]

Mine is pending. Not looking forward to it.

 

[DA23_rox]

Word of advice, when the doctor says "no sex for 1 week," please heed his advice. I didn't and it was terrible. Terr. i. ble.

 

[Xception]

Knew someone who had the procedure and still got his wife pregnant , it's no guarantee .

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

I had it done in 1972. I am still alive and no more children.

 

[starchief5]

Knew someone who had the procedure and still got his wife pregnant , it's no guarantee .

Thanks a lot.

 

[tammefan]

Noticed my left nut was hurting this morning. Could have strained something working or maybe sex two days in a row did it.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Word of advice, when the doctor says "no sex for 1 week," please heed his advice. I didn't and it was terrible. Terr. i. ble.

I did that part ok but the "no more than once a month" has been tough. Oh well, no kids though.

 

[kyboy1998]

It was my favorite asset after divorce.

 

[Robcatt24]

The best part of a vasectomy, is when you have to go back and give a sample.

And the hot nurse jacks you off into a cup.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

A week of mild discomfort. A lifetime of never having to put a raincoat on Richard. It's a great trade off.

 

[ktbug]

Piece of cake. But the first time after is a little uncomfortable.

 

[DA23_rox]

A week of mild discomfort. A lifetime of never having to put a raincoat on Richard. It's a great trade off.

A week? I had 24 hours. It felt great after that, which is why I thought it would be ok to try the thing out.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Knew someone who had the procedure and still got his wife pregnant , it's no guarantee .

Well, at least someone got her pregnant.

 

[Xception]

Spontaneous recanalization is where the vas deferens manages to “grow back” and reverse the vasectomy making a man fertile again. Because a vasectomy has recanalized, that doesn’t mean a full restoration of fertility. Any re-growth is likely to be a channel that is much smaller than the original vas deferens was, hence fertility is likely to be much reduced.

 

[Marine_In_VA]

Have that bag of peas handy in the freezer, you'll need it at some point.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[kybobcat]

Well, at least someone got her pregnant.

 

[akers65]

The best part of a vasectomy, is when you have to go back and give a sample.

And the hot nurse jacks you off into a cup.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

No kidding. If my wife told me, "Honey, it's a medical miracle. I'm pregnant despite your vasectomy!" I'd be asking all the hard questions, and that kid better be every bit as ugly as I am.

My doc had a prepared speech for me before he did the cutting. It was the only time he saw me without my wife around. He wanted to make it clear that he does a thorough procedure, and that if pregnancy occurs, it is not a miracle baby and that I should explore "other possibilities".

 

[LordEgg]

i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.

 

[ThroughBlue]

Superman dat hoooooooooooo

 

[Xception]

Birth control has a effective rate of 99.9% , a vasectomy is 99.85% effective .

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

Birth control has a effective rate of 99.9% , a vasectomy is 99.85% effective .

A male can't control if a women I'd taking the pill like she could. They can control the vasectomy

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

They say the pain is directly proportionate to the size. You should be ok.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Would

 

[Xception]

A male can't control if a women I'd taking the pill like she could. They can control the vasectomy

You can't control .15% no matter what , I'm going to need a translator for the rest .

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.

Did you really just use the word vajayjay?

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

You can't control .15% no matter what , I'm going to need a translator for the rest .

Evidently you have never heard of a girl saying she is on the pill and not. Or not taking it the correct way could make it not work at that rate. If she isn't taking it right, it doesn't work at 99.9 percent.

 

[dezyDeco]

i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.

I think I read about that... somewhere.

 

[ymmot31]

 

[Xception]

Evidently you have never heard of a girl saying she is on the pill and not. Or not taking it the correct way could make it not work at that rate. If she isn't taking it right, it doesn't work at 99.9 percent.

The pill works at 99.9% whether she takes it or not .

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

The pill works at 99.9% whether she takes it or not .

You can't be this dense, right?

 

[Xception]

You can't be this dense, right?

The stupid bitch you dated is the problem not the pill , get ya thinker looked at and stay out of the poors .

 

[ymmot31]

You can't be this dense, right?

You've got a mind like a tungsten trap.