No one ever figured out who the Mad Crapper was in our high school growing up. He (or she, which is much steamier and sexys) shit in lockers, in the trash can, in the gym, and even on a teacher's desk.
The piles of dung were said to have been covered in an almost frothy-like drool, and in some instances were literally pulsating and bubbling like some sort of deep ocean sponge--alien in both form and smell. This was still in the early days of DNA testing, but based on the rather unique qualities of the poopy piles they were routinely bagged up when found and quickly hurried away for examination. It is said that various rounds of modern testing and diagnosis were performed, but that within hours the piles of dung would somehow begin to disappear, almost as if just the material was evaporating into thin air. The piles were not flammable, even under extreme heat testing, were immune to dyes and various methods to try to color them, and were found to be extremely buoyant in water and other various liquids. The piles would only remain present for roughly 6-8 hours before fully disintegrating, and shortly afterwards there would be a noticeable ozone smell present in the examination room that would be difficult to air out.
These may just be rumors, but several close to the investigation and directly involved in the testing were said to have developed a variety of health issues in the years shortly thereafter. Bizarre skin lesions that were extremely dark in color, various cancers, a condition called "haggard's tongue" where a film constantly forms on the top surface of the tongue and stains the taste, and one poor soul who developed an "extreme hemorrhoidal condition" and who would suffer from a prolapsed anus nearly every time he evacuated.
The DNA testing was thoroughly inconclusive.
