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According to Louisville media spin machine (Jurich and Company).... 357,000 LilBro football fans will be traveling south to Atlanta to watch the inevitable trouncing of Auburn. Its LilBro's pre-victorious march into the very heart of SEC territory.

In Atlanta its as though Sherman has returned on his march to sea, but this time the sea is red...and has a foul smell. From his cycling machine, Gen. Robert Petrino casts aside his protective neck brace to lead the mighty cards as they head into battle. Still top secret the starting signal caller. Brilliant tactical move. Ground breaking.

The remaining 6.2 million LilBro football fans will remain in Louisville (did I mention Americas greatest college sports town) to protect the vault that holds all the money from the nations richest athletic program. Victory awaits them.
 
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AU has a new QB. Never under estimate the ability of a mediocre QB to make a very talented team overall look mediocre too. USC is a very recent example. If UL can score some points! UL lost a lot of talent to the NFL and I hope they get trounced by the tigers. I'm looking forward to that one.
 
As much as I dislike the Cards they have an outstanding program with a former SEC HC and a former SEC DC. Strong left them a lot of talent and they scour the country taking good players who were dismissed from other programs. Petrino is a jerk of the highest degree but a great coach. I think the Cards have better than a puncher's chance against Auburn.
 
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Actually, the Louisville spin machine finally got one wrong. We're sending a million fans to the game, no more, no less. Many of them have tapped into the Gold Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our recent National Championship in hoops and the ghetto limos for which we are famous. Both the Aubrun and Louisville fan bases are absolutely looking forward to meeting all the UK and Alabubba fans we'll see at the game, sporting their proud colors.

It's an electric time.
 
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Senore2006 said:
Actually, the Louisville spin machine finally got one wrong. We're sending a million fans to the game, no more, no less. Many of them have tapped into the Gold Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our recent National Championship in hoops and the ghetto limos for which we are famous. Both the Aubrun and Louisville fan bases are absolutely looking forward to meeting all the UK and Alabubba fans we'll see at the game, sporting their proud colors.

It's an electric time.
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And they left you behind?
 
Senore2006 said:
Actually, the Louisville spin machine finally got one wrong. We're sending a million fans to the game, no more, no less. Many of them have tapped into the Gold Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our recent National Championship in hoops and the ghetto limos for which we are famous. Both the Aubrun and Louisville fan bases are absolutely looking forward to meeting all the UK and Alabubba fans we'll see at the game, sporting their proud colors.

It's an electric time.
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Don't forget to mention the glorious affiliation with the worlds most influential shoe company....Adidas.
 
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Tough break man most today use a bank
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Actually Jurich had a replica of the gold vault at Ft. Knox built in Papa John's basement. Jurich goes over there to roll around on the money pile...and eat free pizza. President Ramsey goes over there occasionally too to bonus himself some money when he runs a little short. After all....who is gonna stop him.
 
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On an unrelated basketball note: I hear that the LilBro fans are thrilled that Chris Jones chose a Turkish Club...over the more popular Italian Club...made "Mikes Way." LilBro puts the "PRO" in provolone.
 
Senore2006 said:
Actually, the Louisville spin machine finally got one wrong. We're sending a million fans to the game, no more, no less. Many of them have tapped into the Gold Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our and the grecent National Championship in hoopshetto limos for which we are famous. Both the Aubrun and Louisville fan bases are absolutely looking forward to meeting all the UK and Alabubba fans we'll see at the game, sporting their proud colors.

It's an electric time.
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"Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our and the grecent National Championship in hoopshetto limos for which we are famous"

Well, I can believe the private jets, since the NCAA outlawed them for recruits you probably have to have some, and what is a grecent National Championship, have you had one recently, I can't remember that far back. More relevant probably is have you beat Cal since then, I can't remember that far back either.
 
There are some good UK fans on this board but some of you are just haters. You'd do better by your team if you built them up instead of trying to tear Louisville down.
 
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Turnerville said:
There are some good UK fans on this board but some of you are just haters. You'd do better by your team if you built them up instead of trying to tear Louisville down.
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It's a UK board do you expect us to pat you on the back and say how we love your Czar AD and your scumbag piece of sh@t coach with his band of cast off criminals? If you don't like it just stay off the board. Cry about it somewhere else.
 
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Kattopper said:
It's a UK board do you expect us to pat you on the back and say how we love your Czar AD and your scumbag piece of sh@t coach with his band of cast off criminals? If you don't like it just stay off the board. Cry about it somewhere else.
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^^^^This is a classic response : ) well done sir
 
Senore2006 said:
Actually, the Louisville spin machine finally got one wrong. We're sending a million fans to the game, no more, no less. Many of them have tapped into the Gold Mine which is Louisville sports which has provided private jets, cool T Shirts celebrating our recent National Championship in hoops and the ghetto limos for which we are famous. Both the Aubrun and Louisville fan bases are absolutely looking forward to meeting all the UK and Alabubba fans we'll see at the game, sporting their proud colors.

It's an electric time.
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I still can't decide whether I just dislike you because of the way you trash us on your site or the smell you bring? I guess it's both.
 
Finally witnessed the first live TV shot of those deranged chicken helmets and uniforms....... What the hell was the design team for Adidas on when that junk was created?? Terrible. I'd be embarrassed as a player to wear it.
 
Why would they be embarrassed? Half the team isn't embarrassed about their criminal record.

Do agree, ugliest thing outside of my wife's cyst I have ever seen.
 
If the helmets and unis weren't ugly enough, I see they opted to use some kind of illegible old English script font for the players names on the back of the jerseys. Just awful.
 
Turnerville said:
There are some good UK fans on this board but some of you are just haters. Yohu'd do better by your team if you built them up instead of trying to tear Louisville down.
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I am a hater. I hate everything about your athletic department. I hate Jurich and Petrino. I hate you too.
 
That is embarrassing. It looks like every piece was designed by a different person, and they didn't know each other.
 
The scripted names is an attempt to show class. Result is just a belly laugh.
 
UL gets the opening kickoff. Auburn has already scored a td with 12:49 left. Pop goes that bubble.
 
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