I also like the growing trend of fan-based narratives that treat every program out there (for example, the rumor that Auburn offered Oweh $2.2 million; Dent got a bag worth $2-$3 million from UCLA; Tennessee has an elite booster class, etc.) has secret millionaire and billionaire boosters but not little ole Kentucky.
It's amazing that we could afford the highest paid coaches all these years and the #1 recruiting budget in the world with our little rinky-dink tradition and our rabid fan base that only consists of 5 to 6 million obsessive fans.
Gosh, if only we could get more committed fans like UCLA, Tennessee, and Auburn, eh?