Tyler Ulis >>> Chuck Norris

[bigbluelou]

- Chuck Norris wears Tyler Ulis pajamas.
- When Tyler Ulis jumps in the water, Tyler Ulis doesn't get wet: the water gets Tyler Ulis'ed.
- When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Tyler Ulis.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

 

[KY Long Rifle]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Tyler Ulis allowed to live.

 

[bigbluelou]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Tyler Ulis allowed to live.

 

[KWilt43atbuzz]

Siva<Ulis

 

[Xception]

 

[darkshadesofblue]

Tyler Ulis and Superman once challenged each other to a contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside

 

[reddickulis81]

You can bring a horse too water but only Tyler Ulis can make him drink.

 

[Willy4UK]

Bet Ulis is packing 12 inches

 

[BBUK]

Ulis dated Kaylee Hartung and Chuck couldn't! I gotcha BBL!!!

 

[NCukcat62]

Bet Ulis is packing 12 inches

That would be like half his body lololol

 

[Willy4UK]

That would be like half his body lololol

 

[bigbluelou]

Ulis dated Kaylee Hartung and Chuck couldn't! I gotcha BBL!!!

 

[Pope John Wall II]

Man the 2006 in this thread is real

 

[Xception]

 

[Xception]

 

[Aike]

On vacation, Walt Disney takes his family to Ulis World.

 

[bigbluelou]

Man the 2006 in this thread is real

Nuh uhhhhh. Tyler Ulis was only 8 years old in 2006. He's a grown ass man now.

 

[Aike]

Tyler Ulis can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

 

[Aike]

Tyler Ulis once quarterbacked both Super Bowl teams to victory on the same night.

 

[Aike]

Gravity would not dare defy Tyler Ulis.

 

[bigbluelou]

Tyler Ulis' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

 

[Aike]

Tyler Ulis counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Aike]

Tyler Ulis once challenged the sun to a staring contest. Several weeks later, the first solar eclipse was recorded. Ulis still hasn't blinked.

 

[jameslee32]

Tyler Ulis poops ice cream with jimmies.

 

[ok-cats-computer]

Tyler Ulis can speak Braille. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[CatPhight]

 

[#1baseballfan]

Tyler Ullis knows exactly how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

[Smashcat]

- Chuck Norris wears Tyler Ulis pajamas.
- When Tyler Ulis jumps in the water, Tyler Ulis doesn't get wet: the water gets Tyler Ulis'ed.
- When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Tyler Ulis.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

Kentucky Basketball ‏@KentuckyMBB 3m3 minutes ago

It was a pretty good week for @tulis3 last week. We think he's more than deserving of SEC Co-Player of the Week. pic.twitter.com/lKQMLs3i3n

 

[bigbluelou]

Kentucky Basketball ‏@KentuckyMBB 3m3 minutes ago

It was a pretty good week for @tulis3 last week. We think he's more than deserving of SEC Co-Player of the Week. pic.twitter.com/lKQMLs3i3n

Swat I'm talkin' bout.

 

[Ugoff]

If Tyler Ulis were the family dog, he'd have the vet's balls removed.

 

[hotelblue]

abe lincoln challenged tyler ulis in thumb war. loser had to go to the opera.