This is cringe worthy
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What is Kelly doing back there?!
We've been making fun of that all summer. Between that and the fake Southern accent he's easy to root against.
Ever see a wild turkey masturbate?
No, but you’d better have a link/video!
I’ve never even masturbated after drinking Wild Turkey.
Can’t say that I have either. But honestly can’t say I haven’t. Us central-southern Kentucky boys have probably done it on most Farmall Super C’s and H’s in the middle of July. Again, not sure, but it’s possible.
Honest question because I don’t follow LSU at all: When coach O took over for Les Miles, was all the talent that won the title in place already? If not, which players was O solely responsible for bringing in?
I know they had a couple down years, but I cannot believe anybody in that athletic department or fanbase thought Kelly was a good hire. The guy couldn’t win when he was gifted multiple trips to the CFP due to a weak schedule. And he just doesn’t fit in down south at all. Really a head scratcher. Loved me some coach O!
I know they had a couple down years, but I cannot believe anybody in that athletic department or fanbase thought Kelly was a good hire. The guy couldn’t win when he was gifted multiple trips to the CFP due to a weak schedule. And he just doesn’t fit in down south at all. Really a head scratcher. Loved me some coach O!
My Dad had one of those side-mount tractors, a ‘52 model spray painted red and no other ID.
The plastic/rubber was 90 percent broken off the steering wheel, and it had no power steering. So by age 10, I wore heavy leather gloves to steer that biatch!
God that takes me back!!
My dad had a super A. No power steering and manual (no hydraulic) lift. Still miss plowing tobacco with that tractor. Hand crank to boot. I miss those days.
F@&k I’ve been out old-timered!
Hmmm.
Two wet years in the 70’s, I rode an old, altered, formerly horse-drawn setter, rigged to pull behind a tractor, setting 20 inch tall plants!!
Beat that old-timer ish!!
Now you would have to be from the most south central part of Kentucky to say that and you have my applause.
O was a good fit but LSU thinks they should be Bama every year. They likely would have reloaded and competed very 3-5 years or so…especially w the 13 team playoff coming.
only a handful of elite coaches that were worth firing him for 2 years off a title when he still had the lockerroom….Kelly isn’t one of them
I've reset more tobacco than I want to talk about.
Nothing worse than painting a tobacco barn metal roof in the middle of the Summer….
(or possibly the middle-of-the-barn hay stacker)
Go Cats!
My wife is from Hoptown and I'm from Tompkinsville KY. and both grew up setting tobacco. My education at UK was generational changing and I reflect alot about growing up where we did. God bless south central Kentucky.
We had one of those setters, too. It was made by Bemis, and you could set some mighty big plants with it.
I never pegged with a line, but pegged plants to reset tobacco.
Pegging a whole field had to be hell!!
By 10 years old, I taught myself to dig close to the plants that had been chopped down by “cut worms,” a small black sectioned creature 1/2 inch long, usually within an inch or two of the surface near the downed plant. I would cuss them as I crushed them.
Had more fun killing cut worms than tobacco worms!!
Hmmm.
Hanging in a neighbor’s barn where some of the rails were nailed was a pretty bad job.
My Dad and I always climbed our rails and nailed them, if needed, each year.
Some old timers had round cedar rails, and
told the crew to hang a few sticks to hold it in place. I was always like, “yeah, I’ll use my third arm and hand to hang and spread three sticks before I let go of my hand rails.”
John Travolta Dancing
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Kelly’s fake a$s John Travolta dance with them simulated painting the cheeks move, makes me think he needs kicked in the face with a spiked golf shoe.
Glad our coach is not the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B. I didn’t think I could hate that clown any more …….. that dance reminds me of the Yankee who turned Texas accent/ sayings to Hank Hill to seem more country to him. “ yew betchie” & “ i garenteey” .
Their AD better reign in BK’s 3 martini 🍸 lunches or Mike Leach will be needing a moving truck.
Glad our coach is not the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B. I didn’t think I could hate that clown any more …….. that dance reminds me of the Yankee who turned Texas accent/ sayings to Hank Hill to seem more country to him. “ yew betchie” & “ i garenteey” .
Their AD better reign in BK’s 3 martini 🍸 lunches or Mike Leach will be needing a moving truck.
Only on Rafters can a thread go from Kelly, to Turkey masturbation, to farm implements almost seamlessly.
Yes there is something worse. Top tier pole on a 100 degree August/September day with a red wasp nest and 4 black widow spiders in your face.
Actually I’ll go one worse. Second man in a three tier barn in 100 degrees temperature and the top man hasn’t had a bath in a month. That’s some septic sweat raining down.
And it was a smooth transition, don’t you think?
OK. You win. Been there and done that. You never know if that brown water dripping on you is backer juice, backer stained sweat, or sweat from that brown stripe in those old bibs.
You win, sir. You win.
That’s a negative @Caveman Catfan the pattern is full 🍺
......And "pegging" which has a whole different meaning from this thread in today's lexicon.
I can remember my GD plowing with two mules. He was also a coon Hunter dog trader. He died in 1975 at 78 years old. I went out in his yard he had 26 coon hounds tied up in his lot! My uncles said he would go to court days and trade his dogs come home with a few hundred dollars and trade back for his dogs.
