Things you don't wanna hear after week 1.

[matt_man]

Where can I buy a ULL shirt?

 

[teach them linear]

We should have called off the dogs after we were up 35 in the third quarter.

 

[jnewc2]

Well our offense scored 70 points, but our defense gave up 60...ahh, offense excites me so let's hammer Towles and Dawson on why they didn't score 80! They say Towles is good but those darn happy feet only scored 70

 

[JustthefaxMa'am]

I drank too much tailgating and can't find the stadium.

 

[Poetax]

Dawson worse than Neal Brown

This is the one that I really hope that we don't hear.

 

[Smashcat]

"Same ole Kentucky."

 

[UPSCat4080]

We needed to be 10% tougher.

 

[UPSCat4080]

Crying about how basketball fans are the reason we can't improve the football program more lol.

 

[CHAMPCAT11]

The guys just weren't into the game. I thought they were ready but they came out flat.

 

[Get Bucket$]

Oh no! We suck again!

 

[bratboy]

BS thread, joke or not!

 

[ulismyman]

When a thread is into its 2nd page it is not BS.

 

[bratboy]

just means 2 pages of BS!

 

[UK Widget]

Why did we called off the horses after leading 91-0 in the third?
Is it me or is Towles our running back?
We gave too much video for Spurrier to go over.

 

[LordEgg]

what is it about our conditioning that makes so many injuries happen?

 

[C1180]

That more players have been kicked off the team or suspended.