It has been 3235 days since Kansas beat Kentucky in basketball. That was in the 2007 NCAA tourney (thanks Tubby, without you this list would go back to 1989 and be even more hilarious)
But since that fateful day, that probably indirectly led to Cal's dominant tenure at UK, let's take a look at the events that have transpired:
-The federal minimum wage increased from $5.15
- The federal debt blossomed from a measly 8 trillion dollars
-Peyton Manning actually won a Super Bowl
-Brett Favre retired
-Brett Favre retired, again
-Brett Favre retired, for good
- Ben Howland managed to go from college basketball royalty to utter irrelevance in the poophole of America
- George W Bush said goodbye to the White House, chuckled like a maniac on his way out
-Barack Obama said hello to the White House, chuckled like a maniac on his way in
- Bill Self bought at least 6 hair pieces
- No fewer than 22 whores went through Minardi Hall
- Kansas won 8 Big 12 titles
-Kansas fans argued 7 years that Big 12 titles were more important than tournament success (see what I did there?)
- Most significantly, Kentucky went unbeaten versus KU, went to 4 final fours, and won, by far, the most college basketball games.
Now before you get smarmy, Kansas fans, remember:
22>6
8>3
I'm gonna go ahead and drop the mic.
But since that fateful day, that probably indirectly led to Cal's dominant tenure at UK, let's take a look at the events that have transpired:
-The federal minimum wage increased from $5.15
- The federal debt blossomed from a measly 8 trillion dollars
-Peyton Manning actually won a Super Bowl
-Brett Favre retired
-Brett Favre retired, again
-Brett Favre retired, for good
- Ben Howland managed to go from college basketball royalty to utter irrelevance in the poophole of America
- George W Bush said goodbye to the White House, chuckled like a maniac on his way out
-Barack Obama said hello to the White House, chuckled like a maniac on his way in
- Bill Self bought at least 6 hair pieces
- No fewer than 22 whores went through Minardi Hall
- Kansas won 8 Big 12 titles
-Kansas fans argued 7 years that Big 12 titles were more important than tournament success (see what I did there?)
- Most significantly, Kentucky went unbeaten versus KU, went to 4 final fours, and won, by far, the most college basketball games.
Now before you get smarmy, Kansas fans, remember:
22>6
8>3
I'm gonna go ahead and drop the mic.