The toilet seat revolution is coming - do your part

[funKYcat75]

Since most of us were assigned male at birth and a majority of those are still identifying as male, most of us have undoubtedly had a conversation with a female about how the toilet seat should be left after completing one's business. Friends, I am here to say that the default setting for a toilet seat should indeed be 'UP'.

My rationale:

1. Why would a person not want to touch the seat? Because it might have been urinated upon. If the seat is in the up position, it would be damn near impossible to pee on said seat from a male perspective. Only the strangest of fellows would go out of their way to have this happen. Since there will no longer be even the slightest bit of liquid waste on the seat, both men and women should feel free to raise and lower the seat as needed, as long as it is returned to the default.

2. Womyn have had the luxury of men kowtowing to their every whim long enough. It is time that males have the convenience of using the restroom and not having to raise a seat just for the convenience of women.

3. This will also stop the drunks, imbeciles, and various other lowlifes from peeing all over the seat when it is needed for number 2.

4. It would be extremely simple to attach a spring loaded system to return the seat to 'UP' after one has used it for sitting.

Who is with me?!!!!!

For hoverers and other fecophiliacs, this strategy is null and void. They're just gonna make a mess.

 

[Ron Mehico]

We’re building a house and we have to make toilet selections in a couple weeks and I’m agonizing over bidet/no bidet. The options on some of these new ones are bewildering. What do I do?!

 

[Ed323232]

I wish I had the minute back I spent reading that.

 

[Ed323232]

We’re building a house and we have to make toilet selections in a couple weeks and I’m agonizing over bidet/no bidet. The options on some of these new ones are bewildering. What do I do?!

If you need a stream of water to clean yourself maybe think about your diet.

 

[Ron Mehico]

If you need a stream of water to clean yourself maybe think about your diet.

Lean meats, fruits and vegetables? BTW your answer wasn’t helpful at all

 

[funKYcat75]

Go bidet, if you have the means. We all have our moments where it's just like wiping a brown marker down there.

 

[Ed323232]

Lean meats, fruits and vegetables? BTW your answer wasn’t helpful at all

Who wants the bidet? You or your wife?

 

[Ed323232]

Go bidet, if you have the means. We all have our moments where it's just like wiping a brown marker down there.

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[gobigbluebell]

4. It would be extremely simple to attach a spring loaded system to return the seat to 'UP' after one has used it for sitting.

Damn, you are smart. That's genius.

 

[IdaCat]

Problem for the poors. At my house we've got 4 bathrooms so we each have our own with our own stuff and our own rules if desired.

 

[BigBlueDave]

BIL installed a urinal in his build a decade ago.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

I’ve already lost this battle with my SO. Even after I told her that I was conditioned to always leave the seat “at attention” from when I went through USAF basic training. She’s just not giving in on this one. So, in order to keep the peace, and to regularly get a piece, …..

 

[justa]

Put a bidet in the master when I built 2 yrs ago. Best decision I made on the finishings.

 

[FearThe Blue]

I’ve been on the wrong end of the “you left the seat up” scolding before, but honestly, who sticks their naked ass somewhere without looking first?

 

[Ron Mehico]

Who wants the bidet? You or your wife?

Neither - my FIL used one like 2 years ago on a vacation and keeps bothering us about it saying it’s amazing

 

[justa]

It is and completely worth it.

 

[Mossip]

I'd love a bidet. Toilet paper is disgusting when you think about it. Can you imagine getting shit anywhere else on your body and just wiping it with some paper?

 

[anon_ubgnslarxbirn]

@Mossip

I go with a mix of TP & a good wet wipe. Dollar Shave Club: One Wipe Charlies are top notch.

I would like to install one of those pig trough style pissing stations in my house some day.

 

[justa]

Also from a practical standpoint, I live in the country and have a septic. Bidet keeps a ton of paper from entering the septic and causing issues.

 

[Atrain7732]

Neither - my FIL used one like 2 years ago on a vacation and keeps bothering us about it saying it’s amazing

They are great and worth every penny

 

[MegaBlue05]

I’ve been on the losing end of this for years.

I just close the lid when I’m done. I didn’t leave the seat up. I technically left it down, just covered.

 

[Ed323232]

I think most women, my wife included, doesn’t like to touch the seat at all. They just want to sit, do work, stand, and go.

 

[IdaCat]

I need to get some of those ass washers installed at my house. Makes sense. I'm doing it.

 

[roguemocha]

We’re building a house and we have to make toilet selections in a couple weeks and I’m agonizing over bidet/no bidet. The options on some of these new ones are bewildering. What do I do?!

Bidet all day every day. Otherwise you’re the same heathen wiping with paper like they were 200 years ago. That’s disgusting.

If you got poop anywhere else on your body simply wiping it with dry paper would be in no way an acceptable cleaning proposal.

 

[812scottj]

I have a bidet….totally worth it! Shower fresh after every BM. What’s not to like?

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Damn, you are smart. That's genius.

Japanese already invented this. Including with a seat warmer for those winter mornings

 

[gobigbluebell]

Figures. Damn Japanese!

 

[UKGrad93]

Since most of us were assigned male at birth and a majority of those are still identifying as male, most of us have undoubtedly had a conversation with a female about how the toilet seat should be left after completing one's business. Friends, I am here to say that the default setting for a toilet seat should indeed be 'UP'.

My rationale:

1. Why would a person not want to touch the seat? Because it might have been urinated upon. If the seat is in the up position, it would be damn near impossible to pee on said seat from a male perspective. Only the strangest of fellows would go out of their way to have this happen. Since there will no longer be even the slightest bit of liquid waste on the seat, both men and women should feel free to raise and lower the seat as needed, as long as it is returned to the default.

2. Womyn have had the luxury of men kowtowing to their every whim long enough. It is time that males have the convenience of using the restroom and not having to raise a seat just for the convenience of women.

3. This will also stop the drunks, imbeciles, and various other lowlifes from peeing all over the seat when it is needed for number 2.

4. It would be extremely simple to attach a spring loaded system to return the seat to 'UP' after one has used it for sitting.

Who is with me?!!!!!

For hoverers and other fecophiliacs, this strategy is null and void. They're just gonna make a mess.

5. No more flipping up a toilet seat that is splattered underneath with shit.

 

[Canned Heat]

I think everyone should just a hole in the floor. save space and money.

 

[SmedMoley]

They have bidet toilet seats on Amazon that aren't terrible. It will give you a good idea as to if you want to spend the money on a real one.




Go ahead and get the bidet. You'll thank us.

 

[anon_ubgnslarxbirn]

Pro Tip: If u can’t afford a bidet then just gently shove yer removable shower head up yer butthole

 

[Mossip]

That's part of any responsible hygiene/masturbation routine. Even do it when I haven't pooped.

 

[starchief5]

Only sissies use bidets.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

5. No more flipping up a toilet seat that is splattered underneath with shit.

And period blood

 

[CB3UK]

I pay the bills. I'll leave the toilet seat however the fvck I feel like it. Haven't heard any argument from her yet

 

[vhcat70]

BIL installed a urinal in his build a decade ago.

That's the answer. Wish I'd thought of that 30 years ago. And floor length is the bomb.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

I've said this before and I'm not ashamed to admit it:

I hate touching a toilet seat. I'd rather just leave the seat down at all times and if I drip a little, I wipe it off. In my mind, a butt touching some urine is far more sanitary/less disgusting than touching the seat with your hands. And you should be able to see if there's urine on a seat before you sit on it anyways. If there is, do what everyone else does and just wipe it with a wad of TP.

I'll take my 7-day ban now.

 

[vhcat70]

I think everyone should just a hole in the floor. save space and money.

Just move to Asia & your wish will be granted.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

As a practical joke on my wife. I sometimes pee on the seat just so my wife sits in it at 4 a.m. Ha!

 

[RMP82]

I have a bidet attachment that I ordered on Amazon. It's a game changer and it's even cold water. The lowest setting is the way to go. I couldn't imagine using setting 2 or God forbid 10. That bastard shoots a legit 20 feet.

Bidet