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Super8 in gtown let's woman get room with horse

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Wasn't there avideo floating around of some dude and his buddy guiding a horse into... him? And then that night, dude died of a perforated colon... or is that just internt legend?
Dead serious...there was a poster on here, SueD, who admitted that her cousin died that way.
 
It's a Super 8. I guarantee that horse is cleaner than 90% of the crackheads and whores that are normally in that room. The only downside is that housekeeping is going to put in extra special effort to act like they didn't see the thirty pound shit patty in the floor.
The horse wouldn't have lasted an hour.

The bed bugs would have consumed him like a pack of piranhas.
 
"But, But Wilbur, I only went out for a couple of cold ones and some nachos and the next thing I know I am in a Motel 8 room with a hot looking 2 legged filly who said she had thoughts about me, I had what she wanted Wilbur, ya just gotta believe me, I wasn't on the move I swear, she had her way with me, I was helpless, Wilbur come get me."

Mr. Ed..
 
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