Spider that can give men four-hour erections found in Tesco bananas

[kybobcat]

Brazilian Wandering Spiders are mainly active during the night, and walk across the jungle floor Photo: Alamy

And then you die

 

[TheTruCatsFan]

If anyone needs me, I'll be @ Tesco. I'm willing to gamble on the death part. I'm sure I'll be able to convince a nice female that sucking out the venom is the only option.
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[domino79]

Well!

 

[DSmith21]

Here is another side effect so you don't want the spider to actually bite you on your manhood.

This post was edited on 3/12 3:45 PM by DSmith21

 

[maverick1]

You're evil, evil man for posting that pic Bob...but I appreciate the heads up, so to speak.

 

[Desperado_1955]

Originally posted by kybobcat:

Brazilian Wandering Spiders are mainly active during the night, and walk across the jungle floor Photo: Alamy

Let's see.....four hour erection, but will kill you in two hours. Sounds like the casket lid needs to be raised up a tad

 

[UKGrad93]

Nope. I've stared at that hairy thing for a while now. No erection. I dunno. Maybe if it was shaved.

 

[Willy4UK]

Sign me up. I'll take a IV from that spider straight into the head of my pee tom.

 

[maverick1]

Originally posted by UKGrad93:

Nope. I've stared at that hairy thing for a while now. No erection. I dunno. Maybe if it was shaved.

 

[jamo0001]

Mav's wife is currently googling the nearest Tesco location

 

[maverick1]

Originally posted by jamo0001:
Mav's wife is currently googling the nearest Tesco location

I'm way ahead of her -- got one of those creepy little bastards crawling on me right now just beggin him to bite

 

[buster3.0]

Frankly, the last thing I want is a 4 hour erection. If no relief occurs within 30 minutes, then I done and ready to move on with the day.

 

[LordEgg]

6 foot 7 foot 8 foot
BUNCH!

 

[Robcatt24]

I just need a 4 minute erection.

 

[dezyDeco]

Originally posted by Robcatt24:


I just need a 4 minute erection.

 

[DSmith21]

 

[BigSexyCat]

Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.

 

[argubs2]

Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.

Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a vagina, so yeah, you have that going for you.

 

[ThroughBlue]

Thats what I call going out on top

 

[UK_lurker]

Originally posted by DSmith21:

This post was edited on 3/12 3:45 PM by DSmith21

Hmmm, that would be a great spot to hold that popcorn bowl. Sweet.

This post was edited on 3/13 4:34 PM by UK_lurker

 

[KyFaninNC]

Originally posted by argubs2:

Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.

Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a vagina, so yeah, you have that going for you.

 

[Desperado_1955]

Originally posted by argubs2:

Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.

Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a vagina, so yeah, you have that going for you.

 

[ghorn19]

LordEgg wins.

 

[BigSexyCat]

As Cal says throw a rock in a pack of dogs and the one that it hits yelps. I'm looking at you Argubs, KYfaninNC and Desperado.

This post was edited on 3/14 12:34 PM by BigSexyCat

 

[UKWildcatT]

Originally posted by Robcatt24:

I just need a 4 minute erection.

Still better than Pitino...