I'm surprised he didn't mention Archie.
Guess things are so bad at Arkansas that Anderson doesn't even look like himself anymore. From wiki:
Mike Anderson
Basketball
Michael Andre "Mike" Anderson is the current head basketball coach for the University of Arkansas. He served as an assistant/associate head coach under Nolan Richardson at Arkansas for 17 years. Over his 13 seasons as a head …
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Hard to take a column with so many grammatical errors seriously.