That guy popped in my head the other day. This quarantine is wildin’.
We were up there mowin that grave yard on 196 and that little fat man who lives in the curve came up saying he's going to sue for that hole in the ground. Said he's going to have to get a backhoe and everything. I said listen here, the power company cut the tree down. He said well they said it was up to the caretakers to tend to it. I told him there aint no contract so you can't sue the caretakers, we just take care of it because nobody else will..
Randy says that he would rather catch the corona than wear a mask all day.
Randy says that he would rather catch the corona than wear a mask all day.
Do that and get a hooker and some blow.Randy wants to know how is he to quarantine if he catches this? If he stays home, the wife and kids will just end up catching it. Randy says just give him a motel for two weeks so he can either die, have peace and quiet, and not have to worry about getting anyone sick.
Randy's wife bought 75 tomato plants and then we had that hard freeze last week. I hope they hadn't planted them yet.