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Post a song about the Louisville scandal.

Here's one I posted in Christmas 2015 (Sorry Santa, other than this I've been really good so far this year). A little out of season, but after the present we got on Thursday.......


"Outside Minardi" (aka "Up on the Rooftop")

Outside Minardi, hookers pause
Out jumps good ole Andre Clause
In through the side door with hookers for boys
All for the horny ones, recruiting joys


Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Outside Minardi, click, click, click
In through the side door to turn a trick

First comes the stocking of little Montrell
Oh, dear Katina fill it well
Give him a hooker that moans and sighs
One that will open and thrust her thighs

Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Outside Minardi, click, click, click
In through the side door to turn a trick

Next comes the stocking of little Russell
Here comes Rod Ni to give him a tussle
Bringing a paddle for lots of smacks
Some chaps and a mask and a whip that cracks

Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Ho's, Ho's, Ho's! Rick didn't know!
Outside Minardi, click, click, click
In through the side door to turn a trick
 
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If I knew how to post the link using my phone (can ya?), I'd go with "Thanks A lot" by Ernest Tubb. I'm not sure why.
 
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Why she had to crow we don't know
She wouldn't say
Andre did her wrong now we long for Yesterday

Yesterday....all our troubles seemed so far away
Now we need a place to hide away
Oh we believe in yesterday

Mmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm
 
Me and Andre McGee by Katina Powell
Makin' cash at u of l
got my girls pullin a train
it was a trashy and a splashy kind of scene

Andre laid the money down
man he made it rain
hit the atm and made it scream

well i pulled my crusty diaphragm
out of a dirty red bandana
I was blowing soft and Chane he did some blues

yeah

didn't keep much track of time
we was all workin on Andre's dime
we took care of all of Ricks recruits

Money's just another way of
gettin what ya need
and you'll be needin,
cause honey Nae Nae, she ain't free

no

feeling good was easy lord
with an up front fee
money sure feels good enough to me
feeling good with me and Andre McGee

From seventh street to Floyd street
all the players knew the game
and Andre put the money on the line

my daughters made me proud yeah
with every guy they done
yeah momma showed them how to take their dough, yeah

Then one day up in Menardi, lawd
the bastard wouldn't pay
he thought he found some free, but he didn't find it

So i'm trading all my secrets lawd
for one more big pay day
courtesy of that dirty bird Andre McGee
 
Makin' cash at u of l
got my girls pullin a train
it was a trashy and a splashy kind of scene

Andre laid the money down
man he made it rain
hit the atm and made it scream

well i pulled my crusty diaphragm
out of a dirty red bandana
I was blowing soft and Chane he did some blues

yeah

didn't keep much track of time
we was all workin on Andre's dime
we took care of all of Ricks recruits

Money's just another way of
gettin what ya need
and you'll be needin,
cause honey Nae Nae, she ain't free

no

feeling good was easy lord
with an up front fee
money sure feels good enough to me
feeling good with me and Andre McGee

From seventh street to Floyd street
all the players knew the game
and Andre put the money on the line

my daughters made me proud yeah
with every guy they done
yeah momma showed them how to take their dough, yeah

Then one day up in Menardi, lawd
the bastard wouldn't pay
he thought he found some free, but he didn't find it

So i'm trading all my secrets lawd
for one more big pay day
courtesy of that dirty bird Andre McGee
BRAVO
 
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Tina Tuner: "PRIVATE DANCER"...

Private Dancer
Tina Turner
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I want to make a million dollars
I want to live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah, I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

Deutch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me, do you want to see me do the shimmy again?

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
Just a private dancer, a dancer for money
 
Tina Tuner: "PRIVATE DANCER"...

Private Dancer
Tina Turner
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I want to make a million dollars
I want to live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah, I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

Deutch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me, do you want to see me do the shimmy again?

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
Just a private dancer, a dancer for money
Tina Turner at 92 > Katina Powell today
 
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