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Naughty teacher alert!

1 is horrible. 3 looks like she could be 43. 2 will likely weight 250 someday.

But you're not marrying them, so I'd go 2, 3. No way would I go with 1.
 
Originally posted by WayneDougan:
1 is horrible. 3 looks like she could be 43. 2 will likely weight 250 someday.

But you're not marrying them, so I'd go 2, 3. No way would I go with 1.
Someday ain't today. This isn't a marriage proposal.
 
Originally posted by JasonSpear:
3 never got attention or loved as a child. She probably masturbated to Blues Clues back in the day.

2 could suck the varnish off a 1976 coffee table without breaking a smile.

1 just wants you to cut that hot dog up into small pieces and throw it at her from across the room while she attempts to catch the small portions in her mouth with her hands tied behind her back. No thanks.
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That first one. That's the face of depression. Good thing my peter head is like a medium dose of Prozac.
 
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