Naughty teacher alert! (Church volunteer edition)

[kybobcat]

Teacher, 31, who is married with a child, 'had sex with a male high school student she met volunteering at her father-in-law's church'

• Nicole Marie Faires-Andrews, from Texas, is charged with sexual assault of a child and improper relationship between educator and student
• Accused of carrying on a sexual relationship with a teenage boy she met while volunteering as a youth administrator at an Austin church
• Authorities launched an investigation into Faires-Andrew in late October
• She quit her job as English and language arts teacher at Cedar Park Middle School in November
• Faires-Andrews and her husband, CrossFit instructor Dustin Andrews, have a young son together

 

[domino79]

Man cannot live on bread alone.

 

[BlueRunner11]

Fellas, never trust a girl who chooses to hyphenate or keep her last name.

 

[WildcatofNati]

Not guilty. Not even close to guilty.

 

[Willy4UK]

Fellas, never trust a girl who chooses to hyphenate or keep her last name.

100% accurate

 

[NamelessOne]

Fellas, never trust a girl

Fixed that for ya

 

[UKgman]

...CrossFit instructor...

Looks like ole Cuckstin Andrews should've seen it coming imo

 

[wildcatsboston1984]

The church girls are always the freakiest.

 

[Wall Knight Teague]

How will hubby show his face at the cross fit gym after this?

 

[KingOfBBN]

Why hasn't this become a #metoo thing?

 

[Roe07]

Must really suck to be the husbands of these women knowing that you weren’t hitting it right, causing your wife to bang a 17 year-old high school boy who probably blows it after 4 seconds.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

 

[Hankshaker]

How will hubby show his face at the cross fit gym after this?

There will be thousands and thousands of "Wonder what the WOD is today?" jokes.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Poor bastard all smiles in the picture only to find out she doing more than gods work

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan]

I'd put my faith in her hole.

 

[Canned Heat]

meh... eat something, well food that is

 

[BankerCat12]

Parking the bike in your apartment is a big turn off for me. Cant afford a garage. Everyone on the Paddock should have minimum two car garage.

Pass

 

[mailman85]

Nice, into bondage as well.

 

[KingOfBBN]

meh... eat something, well food that is

Gross.

Also, how do these guys not know how crazy these women are?

 

[LordEgg]

im starting to think the dudes are into it or something. and i mean the husbands, not the kids...who obviously are

 

[Hankshaker]

im starting to think the dudes are into it or something. and i mean the husbands, not the kids...who obviously are

The WOD is cuckolding.

 

[UKWildcatT]

CrossFit instructor + letting himself get cucked by a minor = dude is tiny

 

[LordEgg]

Maybe that’s his bike in the bqckground. The one with the basket. And skirt bars

 

[Hankshaker]

Maybe that’s his bike in the bqckground. The one with the basket. And skirt bars

And a girthy black dildo?

 

[Ryan Lemonds Diary]

Looks liike one of the elves from Lord of the Rings.

 

[funKYcat75]

meh... eat something, well food that is

Skin sack filled with sand.

 

[warrior-cat]

Skin sack filled with sand.

Yep.