Naughty Mayor Alert

[Perrin75]

I certainly don't want to overstep my boundaries. I know this is Bob's territory. I just couldn't resist an opportunity for a Mayoral first.

Misty Roberts Clanton, who resigned as DeRidder mayor last week, is accused of having sex with a juvenile.

Roberts was arrested by Louisiana State Police Thursday morning on counts of third-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. The Beauregard Parish Sheriff’s Office jail roster shows Roberts, 42, was arrested at 10:13 a.m. and released at 11:30 a.m. on $75,000 bond.

Sgt. Ross Brennan, a state police spokesman, said the alleged juvenile victim and another juvenile confirmed to state police’s Special Victims Unit that Roberts had sex with the juvenile.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

You totally broke the rules. Do you realize what you have done?!???

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Here

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

 

[BC_Wader]

Why does she look so different in every pic there? Last one looks like a psycho.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Why does she look so different in every pic there? Last one looks like a psycho.

 

[Col. Angus]

Not bad

 

[augustaky1]

Wood, put her in a straight jacket first.

 

[kybobcat]

Glamorous female mayor, 42, who suddenly and mysteriously resigned last week has now been charged with CHILD RAPE​

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Glamorous female mayor, 42, who suddenly and mysteriously resigned last week has now been charged with CHILD RAPE​

We’ll call you “fashionably late” on this one.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

So we're going with the juveniles claim? Not saying she's innocent but I wouldn't exactly put a lot of weight on the juvenile's claim until I know more.

Never mind, I see her name is Misty, so she's guilty as hell.

 

[*CatinIL*]

Here

She's smoking hotter than the mayor of Louisville...just sayin'.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Here

I know that look! She totally looks like she could get stuck under a couch

 

[TheFrontRunner]

Wood, put her in a straight jacket first.

You better, if her hands are free she is going take that light saber you got on the wall and beat you to death with it. And she looks like she has mutilated a corpse before too.

 

[augustaky1]

You better, if her hands are free she is going take that light saber you got on the wall and beat you to death with it. And she looks like she has mutilated a corpse before too.

There could be worse ways to go.......... do I even need to say it?

Carbonite!

 

[*CatinIL*]

Here

She looks like she has anger issues...

 

[Hank Camacho]

If I was in high school and banging the mayor, there is absolutely no way I could keep my mouth shut. Would probably have t-shirts made up for me and my buddies announcing it.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

If I was in high school and banging the mayor, there is absolutely no way I could keep my mouth shut. Would probably have t-shirts made up for me and my buddies announcing it.

You would probably be prouder banging a mare in 99.99 percent of cases.

 

[Elbridge]

Bleach those teeth.

 

[gobigblue812]

We’ll call you “fashionably late” on this one.

Ohhh, the rack on that...

 

[kyboy1998]

Obviously wood. I’m getting older and it’s under 200.

 

[wildcatdonf]

I certainly don't want to overstep my boundaries. I know this is Bob's territory. I just couldn't resist an opportunity for a Mayoral first.

Misty Roberts Clanton, who resigned as DeRidder mayor last week, is accused of having sex with a juvenile.

Roberts was arrested by Louisiana State Police Thursday morning on counts of third-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. The Beauregard Parish Sheriff’s Office jail roster shows Roberts, 42, was arrested at 10:13 a.m. and released at 11:30 a.m. on $75,000 bond.

Sgt. Ross Brennan, a state police spokesman, said the alleged juvenile victim and another juvenile confirmed to state police’s Special Victims Unit that Roberts had sex with the juvenile.

 

[wildcatdonf]

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I certainly don't want to overstep my boundaries. I know this is Bob's territory. I just couldn't resist an opportunity for a Mayoral first.

Misty Roberts Clanton, who resigned as DeRidder mayor last week, is accused of having sex with a juvenile.

Roberts was arrested by Louisiana State Police Thursday morning on counts of third-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. The Beauregard Parish Sheriff’s Office jail roster shows Roberts, 42, was arrested at 10:13 a.m. and released at 11:30 a.m. on $75,000 bond.

Sgt. Ross Brennan, a state police spokesman, said the alleged juvenile victim and another juvenile confirmed to state police’s Special Victims Unit that Roberts had sex with the juvenile.

I don't know why I check out RR but I just can't help myself. Before last night's game they were discussing what team would be the #2 seed in UK's bracket. Now they're talking about being a Sweet 16 team at best. Not all but many. Fickle fans over there. This is still one of the best teams in the country. Nothing has changed my mind. A banged up team in a revenge game on the road in front of a hostile crowd.

 

[WayneDougan]

Missed Don!

 

[AIChatGPT]

She has the same hair and lips of all the 36-49 year olds that are desperately trying to cling on to their youth.

 

[HeismaNole]

She has the same hair and lips of all the 36-49 year olds that are desperately trying to cling on to their youth.

😂

Odds of her driving a black SUV?

 

[LordEgg]

Must be real young. Pretty sure your tried as an adult at age 6 in Louisiana

 

[WayneDougan]

She has the same hair and lips of all the 36-49 year olds that are desperately trying to cling on to their youth.

What's wrong with that?

 

[Hank Camacho]

What's wrong with that?

It looks bad. Modern technology is awesome but women have, imo, gotten away from aging gracefully and it isn't always a good thing.

 

[WayneDougan]

It looks bad. Modern technology is awesome but women have, imo, gotten away from aging gracefully and it isn't always a good thing.

There's a 42 year old woman in my neighborhood who let her hair go completely gray and she looks like she's 200. If women want to do some things to stay looking younger I'm not going to complain unless they really screw up their lip injections.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Not talking about avoiding hair dye, Waterhead. There a lot fluid sloshing around up there today or something? It is awfully humid, I guess.

Womenfolk aging is one thing where it absolutely pays to be on the Republican side of the aisle. Old liberals all end up looking like the grandfather in King of the Hill regardless of their stated gender. Old republican broads, however, tend to at least stay recognizably female.

 

[AIChatGPT]

What's wrong with that?

Increases the odds of her performing oral on a 14 year old.

 

[vhcat70]

She looks better from a distance.