Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos

[vhcat70]

WTF?

"An officer noted that she observed the bathtub “to be full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/cheetos-bathtub-burglar-839051

There's some really strange sh!t in this world.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Cheetos might win a snack down chips tournament. Doritos and Chili Cheese Fritos might have a say.

And I agree, eating half a Cheeto is weird.

 

[Mashburned]

Yea, Cheetos are good.

Fritos are too.

Doritos, hard to beat.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan]

I like Cheetos.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[*CatinIL*]

We live in a strange world...

 

[trav55]

I mean, It’s the joke about Cheetos and a guy, you know, taking care of business, happening in real life. Except to make the story even better it’s a burglar.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Fritos are an all-time underrated snack chip... here it is. Corn, some cheeses, onion powder, salt.... fry it.

No bullshit orange powder.

Clean greasy goodness. It’s FRITO-lay, bitches. Not CHEETO-Lay.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Tony the Tiger's cousin.

 

[kybobcat]

I suspect a certain green herb was involved.

 

[CatsFanGG24]

Yea, Cheetos are good.

Fritos are too.

Doritos, hard to beat.

Don't forget about Grippos...what is it about the "os"?

 

[Glenn's take]

 

[BlueElvis]

Ashley was there and said "It was Trump"..

 

[akers65]

I suspect a certain green herb was involved.

It looks like you’re right

 

[Mashburned]

Fritos are an all-time underrated snack chip... here it is. Corn, some cheeses, onion powder, salt.... fry it.

No bullshit orange powder.

Clean greasy goodness. It’s FRITO-lay, bitches. Not CHEETO-Lay.

There is no damn cheese in Fritos. I know that much.

 

[Kooky Kats]

There is no damn cheese in Fritos. I know that much.

Bless your heart.

 

[starchief5]

There is no damn cheese in Fritos. I know that much.

Nor on a McDonald's cheeseburger

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Jalapeno Cheetos with chili and melted cheese.

 

[kywildcatsfannumber1]

Nor on a McDonald's cheeseburger

Once heard an order being placed at McDonald's and shouted out by the employee as "Cheeseburger, No Cheese!" True story.

 

[drcats2013]

What a lame chip, Glenn!
1. Grippos
2. Cool ranch Doritos
3. Funyuns
4. Cheetos
5. Nacho Doritos
Honorable mention: bbq Fritos

 

[Glenn's take]

What a lame chip, Glenn!
1. Grippos
2. Cool ranch Doritos
3. Funyuns
4. Cheetos
5. Nacho Doritos
Honorable mention: bbq Fritos

Funyuns are the Milwaukee's Best of chips.

 

[drcats2013]

Funyuns are the Milwaukee's Best of chips.

What?! I believe the word terrible needs to be between Glenn’s and take.

 

[Glenn's take]

What?! I believe the word terrible needs to be between Glenn’s and take.

I'm sorry. I'll never say anything bad about Milwaukee's Best ever again.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Fritos are an all-time underrated snack chip... here it is. Corn, some cheeses, onion powder, salt.... fry it.

No bullshit orange powder.

Clean greasy goodness. It’s FRITO-lay, bitches. Not CHEETO-Lay.

I love dumping some on some really hot chili but the calorie count is astronomical. There was a science show demonstration about calories that used Fritos. They set them on fire to show how food has energy. You could heat your house with a sack of them.

 

[rudd1]

-doritos/corn chips are good firestarters for camping/backpacking.

 

[JDHoss]

Nude burglar in a tub eating Cheetos? I guess that's better than a nude gunman in a Waffle House.....

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/22/us/tennessee-waffle-house-shooting/index.html