KSR caller Chester rallies the troops (hilarious)

[KAB Cats]

LOL didnt you post you were done on the HOB? After the zaga game?

Yep, I had a few drinks.

But the idea of shitting all over the team thinking it increases odds of Calipari leaving and attempting to sabotage what little hope there is left is a loser's mentality.

But let's all bring Chester down. The guy who has enough balls to not have a go along to get along mob mentality.

 

[RunninRichie]

Yep, I had a few drinks.

But the idea of shitting all over the team thinking it increases odds of Calipari leaving and attempting to sabotage what little hope there is left is a loser's mentality

You know. When you're drunk, your true feelings come out.

 

[KAB Cats]

You know. When you're drunk, your true feelings come out.

I guess that explains why I ate so much string cheese.

But why are we talking about me? What I think is irrelevant. You assholes try to bully anyone who takes any view outside of "FARRRRR CALIPARI NOW!"

 

[RunninRichie]

I guess that explains why I ate so much string cheese.

But why are we talking about me? What I think is irrelevant. You assholes try to bully anyone who takes any view outside of "FARRRRR CALIPARI NOW!"

Lol bro got mad.

 

[KAB Cats]

Lol bro got mad.

tko

 

[RunninRichie]

tko

Simmer down, Chester.

 

[Blue Bigfoot]

Damn, still has a WhiteSnake Tee.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

I guess that explains why I ate so much string cheese.

But why are we talking about me? What I think is irrelevant. You assholes try to bully anyone who takes any view outside of "FARRRRR CALIPARI NOW!"

 

[TheBlueMist]

About as sincere as a pro wrestling interview.

Drawing comparisons between Cal and Joker without irony is the chef's kiss.

 

[Son_Of_Saul]

They also had Rooferee and stuff like this.....

If someone ran that dude over with a semi, I'd rejoice.

 

[CincyUKFan]

I guess that explains why I ate so much string cheese.

But why are we talking about me? What I think is irrelevant. You assholes try to bully anyone who takes any view outside of "FARRRRR CALIPARI NOW!"

“What I think is irrelevant.”

Next line: He tells us what he thinks, saying, “ You assholes…”

Brilliant.

 

[KAB Cats]

“What I think is irrelevant.”

Next line: He tells us what he thinks, saying, “ You assholes…”

Brilliant.

faaaar cal

 

[CincyUKFan]

faaaar cal

Trying to sort out what the letters stand for.

King (of) Anal Bleeding ??? Did I get it?

 

[KAB Cats]

Trying to sort out what the letters stand for.

King (of) Anal Bleeding ??? Did I get it?

Hey look Lil Fellers, one them people have a thinkin brain. Let’s get em boys. Yo kind ain’t wanted round heeea

 

[KAB Cats]

He's not wrong about everything. Season isn't over. It's not helping anything to burn down the program before the results are in.

hard pill for some to swallow.

And this is the post that triggered the Cow boys

 

[RunninRichie]

And this is the post that triggered the Cow boys

Lol who got triggered? I just said to you it's a little dumb to say. ''Season isn't over'' after you said you were done literally 3 days ago.

 

[CincyUKFan]

Hey look Lil Fellers, one them people have a thinkin brain. Let’s get em boys. Yo kind ain’t wanted round heeea

Another amazing post. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is enamored with your wit. Keep it up sport.

 

[KAB Cats]

Another amazing post. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is enamored with your wit. Keep it up sport.

Go Cats!

 

[CincyUKFan]

Lol who got triggered? I just said to you it's a little dumb to say. ''Season isn't over'' after you said you were done literally 3 days ago.

But but but - he was drunk! It doesn’t count. Bet he says the same thing after beating the wife. “I didn’t mean it Pumpkin. I just had too much bourbon. I love all 300lbs of you darling. Please…”

 

[KAB Cats]

But but but - he was drunk! It doesn’t count. Bet he says the same thing after beating the wife. “I didn’t mean it Pumpkin. I just had too much bourbon. I love all 300lbs of you darling. Please…”

Eh I’m not hiding anything. You all act like there’s an act going on. I went to the game, had a few drinks, was pissed about losing. I described the whole night of debauchery in detail. I don’t care.

You think I’m happy about losing? Nope. Pissed. But that doesn’t mean my guy Chester doesn’t have a legit point. Hard to accept for some, but it’s true. Season isn’t over.

But of course the same ol’ crew wants to do the personal back and forth stuff. What for? Can’t stay on topic.

It’s not a game of “gotcha”. It’s like third grade or some shit.

 

[RunninRichie]

Eh I’m not hiding anything. You all act like there’s an act going on. I went to the game, had a few drinks, was pissed about losing. I described the whole night of debauchery in detail. I don’t care.

You think I’m happy about losing? Nope. Pissed. But that doesn’t mean my guy Chester doesn’t have a legit point. Hard to accept for some, but it’s true. Season isn’t over.

But of course the same ol’ crew wants to do the personal back and forth stuff. What for? Can’t stay on topic.

No, I don't think its an act. Just pointing out a double standard. And it pissed you off lol.

 

[KAB Cats]

No, I don't think its an act. Just pointing out a double standard. And it pissed you off lol.

I mean, if this is what you think wins an argument, do you. I say what I think, but again, the fact you want to talk about me rather than the topic shows you kind of have a weak position tbh

 

[RunninRichie]

I mean, if this is what you think wins an argument, do you. I say what I think, but again, the fact you want to talk about me rather than the topic shows you kind of have a weak position tbh

What position? I don't care if you think the season isn't over. But based on our defense and lack of rebounding. It's over. And I have little faith Cal and co. can fix that in a few weeks. You can choose to believe. I've see this movie too many times.

 

[KAB Cats]

What position? I don't care if you think the season isn't over. But based on our defense and lack of rebounding. It's over. And I have little faith Cal and co. can fix that in a few weeks. You can choose to believe. I've see this movie too many times.

Ok but the season isn’t over. Appreciate the prognostication though, Nostradamus

 

[RunninRichie]

Ok but the season isn’t over. Appreciate the prognostication though, Nostradamus

Ironic.

 

[Fox2monk]

@UKBB4Ever this you bro?

You know that ChesterUKBB4Ever!

 

[Fox2monk]

This might be the dumbest video i've ever seen. Really shows how dumb a segment of our fanbase is. This guy brings up Uconn 2014, Uconn last year, and UNC in 2017. Can we run the defensive efficiency numbers for those teams?

Uconn 2023:20th
Uconn 2014: 24th
UNC 2017: 49th

That dude is a UKAA plant at worst and a KSR employee/friend at best.

 

[CincyUKFan]

I mean, if this is what you think wins an argument, do you. I say what I think, but again, the fact you want to talk about me rather than the topic shows you kind of have a weak position tbh

So your argument is that the season is not over. And what that means is: the Cats still have potential to make something happen. Ok, defend that. Explain what it is about this team that makes you believe they can make noise in March.

We see reality. They’re backing into an 8-10 seed. They’re awful defensively and that’s not going to change. They’re coached by a guy who is washed and everyone knows it but him and people like you. The team lacks a consistent 5 man. There are 8 games left and Cal is still tinkering with lineups and playing way too many guys. We just lost to another bad team at home.

The season is over. You just can’t bring yourself to acknowledge it. But maybe if you have enough bourbon you will.

 

[cathouse]

He's not wrong about everything. Season isn't over. It's not helping anything to burn down the program before the results are in.

hard pill for some to swallow.

It's not the fans that is burning this once storied program to the ground...........

 

[KAB Cats]

So your argument is that the season is not over. And what that means is: the Cats still have potential to make something happen. Ok, defend that. Explain what it is about this team that makes you believe they can make noise in March.

We see reality. They’re backing into an 8-10 seed. They’re awful defensively and that’s not going to change. They’re coached by a guy who is washed and everyone knows it but him and people like you. The team lacks a consistent 5 man. There are 8 games left and Cal is still tinkering with lineups and playing way too many guys. We just lost to another bad team at home.

The season is over. You just can’t bring yourself to acknowledge it. But maybe if you have enough bourbon you will.

Ok but back in reality, if anything happens with Calipari it will be when the season is over and whatever happens will be ultimately tied to postseason results. I don’t know what you’re talking about acceptance or giving “hot takes” that Kentucky probably won’t make a deep run. We just lost three straight at home. Let’s not act like you’re stepping out on a limb.

But the season ain’t over yet. Peace and love my friend. C-A-T-S

 

[TankedCat]

Look, if you want to quit on the team and that makes your life more enjoyable, do you.

thanks for giving me persmission

 

[electricat2]

i dont mind his message if thats what he believes. hes probably right actually.
but i cant stand anyone yelling at me telling me what ive got to do to be a real fan. ive been a fan, faithfully, since i was 8 years old.
i will cheer, gripe, yell, celebrate or cuss at any time i feel like it.
and in my opinion, which isnt worth 2 cents, uk will never win it all with cal still there.
cut ties or get used to this bitching every year CHESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!