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I would rather have another title than _____________________.

...any Christmas presents for the rest of my life.

.. well, your Christmas present was TWO more Kentucky titles.

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10 A lifetime supply of McDonald Happy Meals
9. Burly body guards
8. An authentic Minnie Pearl hat (with label on a string)
7. The ability to make a convincing fart noise with my cupped hands
6. A season's greetings from King Charies equrerry
5. That odd stain removed from the back seat of our car
4. A suave wink-and-nose-tap
3. To be present when someone yodels the National Anthem at a ball game
2. Bat-like hearing
1. More common sense than you can shake a stick at
 
If UK makes it to the title game, I’ll bet $1000 on their opponent. And I’ll probably bet $500 on their opponent if they make it to the regional final.

So in other words, I’m willing to pay $500 for an FF berth and $1500 for a title.
Been there, done that!
 
It’s gotta be something worthwhile. You aren’t saying much if you’d rather have a title than a swift kick to the gonads unprotected, or some such.

With that in mind, I’ll go with alone time with Megan Fox’s feet.
 
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