I propose we start a Committie of phone0phone, they will wear blazers and make sure no phones get into Rupp Arena
I have a confession
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ok, here's some of my comments, advice, and observations on this thread for the OP :
The very first prayer you're supposed to say, before you even get out of the confessional, is the Act of Contrition, which is to God. But in this case, since you're in the "Rafter's Confessional" (really weird, I never in my entire life thought I'd say those two words together) we're gonna call it : "The Act of Message Board Contrition" which states : (be sure to say this part out loud with me)
"My dear fellow message board posters, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more and to avoid whatever leads me to sin, and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen."
Priest Runt's penance assignment :
Since your sin is putting a graven image of a great Kentucky player on your phone, and injury befalling him, I say unto you, place no more pictures of those you love upon said evil phone. Also, resist the urge to do so with the image of others that you wish harm or something bad to befall them, for we all know this is asking for a reverse jinx be placed upon you from up on high, and something bad will happen to yet another beloved player. Be warned!
Furthermore, I would recommend more Rafter's message board reading, since scripture reading is usually suggested by the priest as a penance in most conventional confessions. Pay particular attention to the book of Samwise, the book of WildcatDontheElder, and the book of revelations (better known as any doom and gloom rant that usually makes it on the board). The wisdom and foresight of these readings will serve you well as you continue to post on our board.
Lastly, I say to you : Go watch 25 Mount St. Hail Mary's games, and that'll just about cover you for the punishment phase of your confession.
May the blessed spirit of the Rafters be with you, Amen.
- Runt
The very first prayer you're supposed to say, before you even get out of the confessional, is the Act of Contrition, which is to God. But in this case, since you're in the "Rafter's Confessional" (really weird, I never in my entire life thought I'd say those two words together) we're gonna call it : "The Act of Message Board Contrition" which states : (be sure to say this part out loud with me)
"My dear fellow message board posters, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more and to avoid whatever leads me to sin, and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen."
Priest Runt's penance assignment :
Since your sin is putting a graven image of a great Kentucky player on your phone, and injury befalling him, I say unto you, place no more pictures of those you love upon said evil phone. Also, resist the urge to do so with the image of others that you wish harm or something bad to befall them, for we all know this is asking for a reverse jinx be placed upon you from up on high, and something bad will happen to yet another beloved player. Be warned!
Furthermore, I would recommend more Rafter's message board reading, since scripture reading is usually suggested by the priest as a penance in most conventional confessions. Pay particular attention to the book of Samwise, the book of WildcatDontheElder, and the book of revelations (better known as any doom and gloom rant that usually makes it on the board). The wisdom and foresight of these readings will serve you well as you continue to post on our board.
Lastly, I say to you : Go watch 25 Mount St. Hail Mary's games, and that'll just about cover you for the punishment phase of your confession.
May the blessed spirit of the Rafters be with you, Amen.
- Runt
Runt I'm with you man, I've done my part, the rest is up to those who see fit!!! I am now in the mourning phase
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