Probably 6-8 times my whole life. I'm 62, btw.
When I was 21 I was dating this beautiful, and HOT EKU student. She was a year older than me, so when she got her B.S in Occupational Therapy, she had to do two, six month internships. The first 6 months were in Paducah. I was not happy, lol.
We could only get together on the weekends, so the very first weekend I get a speeding ticket racing to get there. I was 21 and healthy. You know why I was speeding, lol.
It was on the parkway, and I swear on all that is holy, I hadn't seen ONE vehicle, not ONE, in @ 20 or so miles, so I was movin' on at 87 when, from the opposite direction should come a state trooper. There was no doubt in my mind he'd gotten me on radar, but in order for him to go west he had to go about a mile behind me and then rush up to catch me.
I was within a half mile from the next exit. I damn near took it to look for a place to lay low. Then, common sense took back control and I simply slowed down and pulled over to the median and waited for him.
Sure enough, in just a minute I saw him atop the hill I had just reached the bottom of, and he was flying with lights and siren coming down the hill. Halfway down he turned off the siren but kept the lights on. When he finally pulled in behind me and approached, me he was astounded I hadn't tried to run and hide, and that saved my ass. He could have arrested me right then and there, but instead gave me a ticket.
He just laughed when he asked me why I was speeding and I told him my GF was in Paducah and I was horny, lol.
When I was 21 I was dating this beautiful, and HOT EKU student. She was a year older than me, so when she got her B.S in Occupational Therapy, she had to do two, six month internships. The first 6 months were in Paducah. I was not happy, lol.
We could only get together on the weekends, so the very first weekend I get a speeding ticket racing to get there. I was 21 and healthy. You know why I was speeding, lol.
It was on the parkway, and I swear on all that is holy, I hadn't seen ONE vehicle, not ONE, in @ 20 or so miles, so I was movin' on at 87 when, from the opposite direction should come a state trooper. There was no doubt in my mind he'd gotten me on radar, but in order for him to go west he had to go about a mile behind me and then rush up to catch me.
I was within a half mile from the next exit. I damn near took it to look for a place to lay low. Then, common sense took back control and I simply slowed down and pulled over to the median and waited for him.
Sure enough, in just a minute I saw him atop the hill I had just reached the bottom of, and he was flying with lights and siren coming down the hill. Halfway down he turned off the siren but kept the lights on. When he finally pulled in behind me and approached, me he was astounded I hadn't tried to run and hide, and that saved my ass. He could have arrested me right then and there, but instead gave me a ticket.
He just laughed when he asked me why I was speeding and I told him my GF was in Paducah and I was horny, lol.
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