How Many Iowans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

[The-Hack]

It takes 3,269,251!!

One to change the lightbulb;

3,200,000 to grow the world’s food,

And 69,251 to do the Kinnick Wave.

I’m warning you people, if we don’t find some serious sh!t on these Hawkeyes before December 28th, my head might explode, and bowl attendance could be effected!!

I don’t have to hate ‘em.

I just don’t want to like them.

[Have I ever mentioned I don’t much like James Franklin?].

 

[BigBlueFanGA]

It takes 3,269,251!!

One to change the lightbulb;

3,200,000 to grow the world’s food,

And 69,251 to do the Kinnick Wave.

I’m warning you people, if we don’t find some serious sh!t on these Hawkeyes before December 28th, my head might explode, and bowl attendance could be effected!!

I don’t have to hate ‘em.

I just don’t want to like them.

[Have I ever mentioned I don’t much like James Franklin?].

I heard Ferentz kicked a puppy once....bastard.

 

[The-Hack]

I heard Ferentz kicked a puppy once....bastard.

Yeah, but the puppy was biting a kitten on chemo, so we’re screwed, again!!

 

[BigBlueFanGA]

Yeah, but the puppy was biting a kitten on chemo, so we’re screwed, again!!

Dammit

 

[jkellymoore]

Have you ever had to drive through the state in daylight hours? That would fix your problem. 👍🏼. Brutally boring.

 

[RunninRichie]

How many steelers fans does it take to fix a lightbulb?

none, they all just stand there and talk about how the old one was better.

 

[BGCATFAN2012]

The hell with Iowa, I grow my own corn anyways. They are the enemy whether they wanted or not. To the train station they go!!!!

 

[The-Hack]

Have you ever had to drive through the state in daylight hours? That would fix your problem. 👍🏼. Brutally boring.

Yeah, but if I ran out of gas, the happy b@st@rds would likely give me a tank full of ethanol, point me back South, and smack my Mustang.

 

[jkellymoore]

Yeah, but if I ran out of gas, the happy b@st@rds would likely give me a tank full of ethanol, point me back South, and smack my Mustang.

Just make fun of their corn palace. Or that they hired Steve Alford as their basketball coach back in the day. Those will hit awfully close to home for those sorry chaps. 😇

 

[Soupbean]

It takes 3,269,251!!

One to change the lightbulb;

3,200,000 to grow the world’s food,

And 69,251 to do the Kinnick Wave.

I’m warning you people, if we don’t find some serious sh!t on these Hawkeyes before December 28th, my head might explode, and bowl attendance could be effected!!

I don’t have to hate ‘em.

I just don’t want to like them.

[Have I ever mentioned I don’t much like James Franklin?].

We're on it!

 

[JPFisher]

Nothing we say will ever be as devastating as the Purdue basketball fan with the "WE HAVE BETTER CORN" sign. Let Iowa have its one thing, y'all.

 

[gojvc]

Yeah, but the puppy was biting a kitten on chemo, so we’re screwed, again!!

Yeah but the kitten was deliberately given cancer by Kirk Ferentz. And some other Iowa guy.

 

[CB3UK]

Nah. A lot of em post on the national board. They're pretty good dudes by and large. Seem like they'd be a good fan base to tailgate with. It'd be nice to do a home and home OOC with them sometime.

 

[Roe07]

Never been to Iowa.

 

[Johnfarrel]

Captain Kirk was from Iowa, and he went on a 5 year mission at warp speed where no man has gone before to get away from it.

 

[Philpot Cat]

My ex brother-in-law lives in Iowa, that's reason enough for me. I would let Louisville and Hoosier fans walk me blindfolded past Grayson Allen before I had to see him again.

 

[GridCats]

It takes 3,269,251!!

One to change the lightbulb;

3,200,000 to grow the world’s food,

And 69,251 to do the Kinnick Wave.

I’m warning you people, if we don’t find some serious sh!t on these Hawkeyes before December 28th, my head might explode, and bowl attendance could be effected!!

I don’t have to hate ‘em.

I just don’t want to like them.

[Have I ever mentioned I don’t much like James Franklin?].

Give it up Hack. Not playing Penn State or IND.

 

[rick64]

One to hold the bulb and six to turn the ladder.

 

[R.O.T.Muckinfush]

About tree fifty

 

[cathouse]

Has anyone actually ever seen an Iowan?

If so, were you able to communicate with them?

 

[Deeeefense]

Captain Kirk was from Iowa, and he went on a 5 year mission at warp speed where no man has gone before to get away from it.

Reminds me of a line on one of the StarTrek movies when they were on earth, and an earth woman they were conversing with ask Kirk if he was from outer space (in jest) Kirk replayed, "no I'm from Iowa, I just work in outer space".

 

[Johnfarrel]

Reminds me of a line on one of the StarTrek movies when they were on earth, and an earth woman they were conversing with ask Kirk if he was from outer space (in jest) Kirk replayed, "no I'm from Iowa, I just work in outer space".

Yes. That was from the movie "The Journey Home."

 

[hellfercertin]

Have you ever had to drive through the state in daylight hours? That would fix your problem. 👍🏼. Brutally boring.

Ever driven the WK Parkway?

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

Puppy mills. All I got.

 

[jkellymoore]

Ever driven the WK Parkway?

Yessir. 100 miles that levels out towards Paducah vs. a 300 miles flat stretch across the corn belt (I-80). I’ll take the parkway any day. At least there are trees. 🤷🏻

 

[Blueworld_3.0]

That weaselly Radar O'Reilly was from Iowa. Never trust a grown man who sleeps with a teddy bear.

 

[Greezy Kreek]

Here is a can’t miss Hack......
Genetically Altered Corn. Those rascals!!!!

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

That weaselly Radar O'Reilly was from Iowa. Never trust a grown man who sleeps with a teddy bear.

Ottumwa!! Also:

President Nixon lived there
Tom Arnold is from there.
A crater on Mars is named after the town

 

[wildcatglenn]

American Pickers suck!

 

[robo222]

They vote funny up there…. call it caucasian.

 

[tdcat]

Iowa sucks. No reason necessary. Some things you just know.